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currently into: joaquín torres! ★

COME INTO MY BEDROOM > by JOAQUÍN TORRES You and Joaquín go on vacation as just friends. Friends who won't have sex.

I WANT YOUR VIDEO > by LOGAN HOWLETT Logan has a proposition for you, his roommate, that you wouldn't want to miss!

ALWAYS HAS BEEN, ALWAYS WILL BE > by TYLER OWENS Coming to terms with a crush entails rain, dinner, wine, and lots of pining.

GO ABOUT THINGS THE WRONG WAY > by LOGAN HOWLETT Logan can pretend he doesn't want you all he wants, but hypocrisy speaks for itself.

TORN AT THE SEAMS > by STILES STILINSKI Is losing your virginity really all that bad? Is it worse if it's the result of a middle school pact?

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Anonymous asked:

car battery dick anon here 👋 pussy tastes fine literally no matter what. conducted my own personal experiment ages ago and there’s like… tiny differences.

cranberry juice made the most noticeable difference and it was like. good. heavenly either way dude, dicks are just cursed i think.

i bought cranberry juice after getting this message btw. it ended up being rlly good so now im addicted to cran watermelon

Anonymous asked:

i genuinely haven't been able to get joaquin out of my head since cap 4, been a lover of him since the falcon anf the winter soldier but BOY i just wanna jump his bones. he's so fine and for what

something abt his gentleness yk

girl you got this... the only insane thing he might be is for that p-- *gunshots*

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its funny bc u were so fucking right lmao. hes not crazy (in the way i was thinking at least) so we up

Anonymous asked:

Highly Recommend Darius Rucker and specifically the True Believers Album

oh darius 🙂‍↔️ its so weird bc hes like "local" but ive never listened to any of hootie and the blowfish or his solo music. anyway i will be sure to do so now

Anonymous asked:

If you do watch the Pitt just be prepared to fall in love with a sad old man 😘😘😘

got it 🫡

Anonymous asked:

Need more of roommate Joaquín 😩

if i have any ideas i will be sure to post

Anonymous asked:

Have you watched the Pitt?

naur but i’ve been considering it bc so many ppl have been talking abt it. i like the girl that looks like snoopy and the guy that looks incredibly sad all the time they’re cutie

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come into my bedroom

description. you and JOAQUÍN TORRES take a week long vacation to the beach together. just a week on the coast, spending time in each other's bubble, without falling for each other ... probably. visuals

includes. coworkers to friends to lovers, SMUT 18+ MDNI, reader has been kept as ambiguous as possible (hair type, skin color, body type, place of birth, etc), reader is able to tan, the location is ambiguous, slight spoilers for brave new world, takes place after bnw, protected p n v sex, oral (f receiving), soft dom! joaquín, reader is called "baby" a couple of times

wc. 12.3k+

a/n: title from champagne coast by blood orange. i tried to keep where they vacationed as ambiguous as possible, but it's definitely at least a little bit obvious. for my bsf who recently got back from miami. thanks to @luckypunklemonade for beta reading :D

You’re drunk. 

No, you’re not drunk. You’re too drunk, inching towards shitfaced. You’re still here, at least here enough to walk beside Joaquín down the street towards your hotel, but you’re not really here. You know you’re not exactly walking in a straight line, and you know where you’re heading, but you don’t know how long you’ve been walking. You could’ve left the club five minutes or 50 minutes ago. 

You weren’t going to get this drunk. Honest. You and Joaquín were just going to go out, have a few drinks, and go back to your separate rooms. 

But the music was good, and the drinks were good, and the people were good, and suddenly you and Joaquín are drunk and navigating your way down the street. Well, he’s navigating your way. You’re just trying to keep up with his long strides. 

He walks a little in front of you the entire time, slightly more rigid, and a little less drunk than you are. You’ll probably be at his level in another half hour, that is if you get something in your stomach by then. Every so often, he looks over his shoulder to make sure you’re still there. You thought about hooking a hand around his elbow to keep him close, but the thought entered your mind and left before you could act on it. 

There’s not much small talk happening, but you don’t mind it that way. You’re focused on making your feet pick up and land one (mostly) in front of the other. Actually, you’re focused on walking and finding an open food spot on the way. 

One part is going fine, the walking part, but you’re still blearily searching for something to eat. You pass bars and closed businesses, restaurants that require reservations weeks in advance, one of them you think you and Joaquín actually have a table at later this week, but nothing quick and greasy. Which is exactly what you need before calling it a night. 

Joaquín calls your name and you hum. 

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