why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

I like how ponyo is a little fishy and then her dad is up to some Jules Verne shit

ponyo:

ponyos dad:

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

they billed me for three?? three balls???

[to the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

testicle refund,

getting the two just removed but they say I have three.

Spurious fees.

[image 1: screenshot of a medical bill showing a refund for $116.20.

image 2: flaming red text in all caps reading "testicle refund".]

image 2: flaming

red text in all caps reading

“testicle refund”.]

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

#theres a thing called 'larp drop' thats essentially this#esp since when having a great time you might be more inclined to disregard your limits and ignore discomfort#(and forget to eat/drink if its larp whoops)#and then once you have a moment to yourself it all comes crashing in#source: once forgot to eat at larp and had a sobbing fit in my car that ended the instant i bit into a chicken nugget - @queerfarmgremlin

Summary: "Have you ever just wished it could stop? Like sometimes it’d just be…easier to stop existing for a bit?” Phoenix Wright has touched the lives of many people since beginning his law degree. So what would happen when it all disappears? What would happen if Phoenix never existed? Well, now he knows. And now he can't get back to his own reality. What will Phoenix do if everything he's known and loved disappears?

Author: @4ragon

is it ok to post bush here. no i will not read the community guidelines

this is all for High as Fuck Peach. i love her

now i'm onto a comic where daisy teaches you how to rolla blunt

@kyriathanatos

Enjoyed the bubble sounds!

oh this is an EXCELLENT noise

Excellent noise, Excellent colors, Excellent lighting, overall 11/10 impeccable vibes, and now I’m thirsty.

reblog to make your thirsty mutuals go get a drink of water

made me think of some of you <3

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Why do all the beautiful, colorful vintage bathrooms end up in the wrong hands. Come here. I would treasure you

More arches please

Imagine seeing this and wanting to rip it out and replace it with gray luxury vinyl plank

I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.

(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)

lets make music together 🫴

big wii sports overlay that says Normal! whenever i do anything so i know im not insane

cropped overlay for your nefarious purposes:

The issue with the loudest voices of the trans-movement being white

Okay, let’s start with this disclaimer: if you have a problem with a black cis-man calling out racism in the transgender community, then too bad. Erin and a lot of nonblack trans activist community have already got caught up with associating with Keffels and co-signing misogynoir. Today, I’m looking out for my blackness. Fuck everybody else with the exception to Palestinians and Native Americans. Fuck everybody else tho.

The biggest issue with white trans-activists is the same with white feminists: you are white. And you underestimate how much that clouds your perspective. Looking at the comments of Erin’s skeet, and it’s crazy how long it takes for someone to point out that black hairstyles have been legally prohibited in workplace settings or in general. There are laws to police the way we dress still up today.

Not to mention that every non-white American racial minority can share the same stories of American society dictating social attire racially. Native Americans had their long hair cut in boarding schools aka reeducation camps. No hijabs laws were passed. I could go on.

Erin, this isn’t “North Korean” shit. This is and always has been American shit. And because of your reluctance to actually engage with anti-white supremacist movements, you say blithely racist shit like this and look like a whole ass clown.

We can talk about how you only center white transpeople, but that’s beyond my motherfucking purview aka I don’t have the time and yall ain’t paying me. Point is that the trans community has a racism problem and the moment anyone calls it out, there is this backlash against the(usually black) shotcallers who are also trans. Same goes with class reductionist socialists, feminists, and just about every other movement non-racism focused. It’s a fucking problem.

he just needed a sticker

What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

Cuz my local Food Lion hid the produce section from me

Bethesda ass grocery store 😡😡😡