me realizing someone i know is straight

i hate to tell u this bestie….

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

studying to become a doctor so i can have a stay at home husband that wears a cute pink apron and cooks me yummy meals 🥰🥰🥰🥰

U wanting to become a doctor suddenly makes sense

pls have some faith in me i have wanted to be a doctor since i was like 11 😔 i just wanted to to be a PA for like a year and realized it wasn’t my real dream

im just fucking with you my liege

meanwhile Gege: 😘😝🤩🥰

anyway. onto better things

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