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I want to make this explicitly clear, this blog is not run by a NASA employee I shitpost about space when I get sad
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I’ve been hiding it for a long time but I’ve encountered several aliens in my time studying the universe. I think they might give me a ride off this planet when the time comes. AMA

Do they have room for 4 more?

you might need to contribute some gas money, but that should be fine. I'm worried the exchange rate of USD to Universal Credits will tank really soon. If you give me $10000 now I can get you a really good rate

What's the Playlist like?

everyone gets their own brain implant that allows us to imagine any song we want, while still maintaining conversation with the crew!! there were too many battles over the aux cord and we noticed using headphones really limited our social interactions. really cool innovative tech that keeps up group morale!

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I’ve been hiding it for a long time but I’ve encountered several aliens in my time studying the universe. I think they might give me a ride off this planet when the time comes. AMA

Do they have room for 4 more?

you might need to contribute some gas money, but that should be fine. I'm worried the exchange rate of USD to Universal Credits will tank really soon. If you give me $10000 now I can get you a really good rate

I’ve been hiding it for a long time but I’ve encountered several aliens in my time studying the universe. I think they might give me a ride off this planet when the time comes. AMA

*stares up at the sky to stargaze* *goes blind because that’s the sun*

horoscopes are for those who are blasphemous against the church of nasa. down with astrology

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This image displays Kepler’s second law of planetary motion.

“A line joining a planet and the Sun sweeps out equal areas during equal intervals of time” (Meaning that each triangle seen there has equal area.)

  • The black dot represents a planet, the point where the black lines intersect represent the sun.
  • The green arrow represents the planet’s velocity,
  • The purple arrows represents the force on the planet.

(Image source: here)

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Wave behavior, representing Schrodinger’s equation of quantum mechanics.

The first image shows three wave functions which satisfies the time-dependent Schrödinger equation for a harmonic oscillator. 

The second equation corresponds to a particle traveling freely through empty space

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horoscopes are for those who are blasphemous against the church of nasa. down with astrology

Anonymous asked:

re: have any nasa employees seen this account? yes, but im not PR so idc. go nuts

nasa says its okay that im here guys :)

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how its going

AWFUL BUT ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU PAL WHATS UP!!??!

this was a FUN how its doing ~ controlling a world class observatory trying to figure out specs for an at home radio telescope me and my boyfriend are working on together. hydrogen line observation new years resolution? <3 looking at my old textbooks for fun and not torture is great

on r/radioastronomy and they think im a balding man (I've never gotten balding man ads before)

Would you be interested in helping me change the name of our moon to "Pontus"? I just feel that it's unfair that all the other planets' moons get names. Besides, I feel Pontus fits as a name since they were born of Gaea and are the personification of the sea(the tides).

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justice for pontus !!

if this gets 100,000 notes then i, the worlds greatest space agency will personally shoot donald trump into the sun

200,000 notes to also shoot the republican party leaders who don’t want to fund science into the sun

i wonder if anyone at nasa has put any thought into shutting me down. have nasa employees seen my memes?

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