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@nerdyqueerr

Crow - 19 - white - any pronouns - tme - genderqueer butch lesbian - header by yours truly, icon by an irl
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I have sideblogs bitches!

@neonkn1ght danger days sideblog

@aestheticshaver aesthetic sideblog (which aesthetic, you ask? Why all of them)

@wizardpunx for wizard punks

@athenasstrap is a silly sideblog where im storing funnyposts about like Humanities and Classics and such things

I have not made an nsfw sideblog bc this seems like enough so instead I just use the tag "barking"

Also, send me asks! Send me asks about my d&d characters or my various writing projects that I never finish, or send me asks about your d&d characters and writing projects, idc

#if u like these things and u like me feel free to check them out#all the info on my danger days ocs is pined to the top of the sideblog#the aes sideblog is rly just me rbing every picture i think is nice#so yeah#my shit#pinned
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anonbea

Awesome 👏

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elegantstrings

Dear lord!

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bax16

drift compatible

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lynati

it took me a moment to realize what was going on with their hands. Drift compatible indeed!

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shoggoth-the-bitch

Wait, I reblogged this without realizing. Oh my goodness!

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earhartsease

Oh, my friend, how did you come

To trade the fiddle for the drum?

#this is gay sex#i love this video so fucking much#wait. morgan (basketball teammate) was a violinist when I knew her....#yet another reason to learn yhe banjo
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sapphling
nerdyqueerr asked:

Friend and I saw a sign at this farm museum the other day abt how sheep can't bite, she said i should take a picture and send it to you jsyk. Sad for u :(

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sapphling answered:

😏 they think i can't bite

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nerdyqueerr

Okay here's the image

Who's gonna tell them.....

#sheep cant bite*#*except tumblr user sapphling#<- fine print i will handwrite at the bottom of this sign ovee the summer#real farm fun fact is that this means you can kinda just put your fingers in sheeps mouths and its fun ans fine for them#u can let them lick at ur fingers and all
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macbxth-pdf
“ I don’t want to be any work to you, just shade and shelter and fruit and fuel without any watering or pruning or feeding required. You tell me that’s ridiculous, and you tell me so; you remind me that you have never denied me anything I have asked for. You remind me that I have encouraged you a thousand times to tell me the same things, to let me offer you what you need if you’ll only tell me what it is. You’re right, I have, but that seems like my job, not yours. ”
Author, Poet, Queer Activist and Playwright S. Bear Bergman
Butch is a Noun by S Bear Bergman
#wauough. crying
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chainmail-butch
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trans-girl-nausicaa

while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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loverbearbutch

olympic gold in hitting christian babies with a bat

points deduction. that last baby was a calvinist

oh my god people yes i know calvinism is a type of christianity the joke is that it doesn't take skill to hit a baby who's predestined to get hit come on

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translatingpostsinfrench

œstrogenèse-évangélique

médaille d'or olympique en frappage de bébés avec une batte

œstrogenèse-évangélique

déduction de points. ce dernier bébé était un calviniste

œstrogenèse-évangélique

oh mon dieu les gens oui je sais le calvinisme est un type de chrétienté la blague c'est que ça ne demande pas de talent de frapper un bébé qui est prédestiné à être frappé allez

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

you can all address me as œstrogenèse-évangélique from now on

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estrogenesis-eeveeangelion
frappage de bébés

avec une

batte
#this is excellent
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