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The Pitt handles drug addiction/substance abuse better than some shows I seen and watched cough *Chucky* cough

Andy is somewhere between horny and afraid... He also now has baby fever XD

Andy is going through all of those emotions, he’s already planning on baby names despite being afraid while horny XD

Andy is suddenly so confused with everything he is feeling and isn't sure what to do XD

All Andy knows in that moment is that he really wants to have a baby now with Nica XD

But Andy is also smart enough to know to hold off on that conversation for a time where Nica wasn't wanting to go to sleep XD

Because a tired and cranky Nica was a very terrifying Nica, so Andy was going to wait until the morning once she's had enough sleep XD

Tired and cranky Nica had a higher chance of becoming irritated Nica and that was when Nica seemed to remember the most from Chucky and is, occasionally, willing to use that knowledge to her advantage XD

And the last thing Andy wants is to see an irritated Nica and what she will do, so he tries to not get her to fall asleep by rubbing her back despite being very much wide awake himself XD

Despite Andy being wide awake, thinking about the possibility of him and Nica having a baby, Nica deserved to get some sleep XD

So Andy was going to let Nica get her sleep while he already tries to plan baby names and how their baby would look like XD

All the while he continued rubbing Nica's back or stroking her hair XD

Andy is somewhere between horny and afraid... He also now has baby fever XD

Andy is going through all of those emotions, he’s already planning on baby names despite being afraid while horny XD

Andy is suddenly so confused with everything he is feeling and isn't sure what to do XD

All Andy knows in that moment is that he really wants to have a baby now with Nica XD

But Andy is also smart enough to know to hold off on that conversation for a time where Nica wasn't wanting to go to sleep XD

Because a tired and cranky Nica was a very terrifying Nica, so Andy was going to wait until the morning once she's had enough sleep XD

Tired and cranky Nica had a higher chance of becoming irritated Nica and that was when Nica seemed to remember the most from Chucky and is, occasionally, willing to use that knowledge to her advantage XD

And the last thing Andy wants is to see an irritated Nica and what she will do, so he tries to not get her to fall asleep by rubbing her back despite being very much wide awake himself XD

Despite Andy being wide awake, thinking about the possibility of him and Nica having a baby, Nica deserved to get some sleep XD

Andy is somewhere between horny and afraid... He also now has baby fever XD

Andy is going through all of those emotions, he’s already planning on baby names despite being afraid while horny XD

Andy is suddenly so confused with everything he is feeling and isn't sure what to do XD

All Andy knows in that moment is that he really wants to have a baby now with Nica XD

But Andy is also smart enough to know to hold off on that conversation for a time where Nica wasn't wanting to go to sleep XD

Because a tired and cranky Nica was a very terrifying Nica, so Andy was going to wait until the morning once she's had enough sleep XD

Tired and cranky Nica had a higher chance of becoming irritated Nica and that was when Nica seemed to remember the most from Chucky and is, occasionally, willing to use that knowledge to her advantage XD

Andy is somewhere between horny and afraid... He also now has baby fever XD

Andy is going through all of those emotions, he’s already planning on baby names despite being afraid while horny XD

Andy is suddenly so confused with everything he is feeling and isn't sure what to do XD

All Andy knows in that moment is that he really wants to have a baby now with Nica XD

But Andy is also smart enough to know to hold off on that conversation for a time where Nica wasn't wanting to go to sleep XD

Andy is somewhere between horny and afraid... He also now has baby fever XD

Andy is going through all of those emotions, he’s already planning on baby names despite being afraid while horny XD

Andy is suddenly so confused with everything he is feeling and isn't sure what to do XD

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

when you realize that the reason santos was so mad about them reporting the mom for spiking her husband’s coffee with progesterone to help her daughter was probably because she would’ve killed for someone to be that willing to poison someone to save her when she was younger.

they want complex female characters and they couldn’t even handle her

Andy is somewhere between horny and afraid... He also now has baby fever XD

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

Apparently hot take in the fandom but I don’t care: I am not mad at Jake for what he said to Robby. Was it truthful? No. Was it kind? No. In his heart of hearts do I think Jake meant it? Absofuckinglutely not. Do I think that Robby deserved for Jake to say that stuff to him? HELL NO.

None of that’s the point. The point is that Jake was just the victim of a mass shooting and his girlfriend all but bled out in his arms and now he’s trying not to drown in the aftermath of the grief and trauma. Robby said to him “I’m going to remember her long after you’ve forgotten her….” And then shoved him unceremoniously out of the room. Jake doesn’t know what to do with that? Y’all want to tell me y’all would know what to do with that?

Jake Malloy is a traumatized teenage boy whose girlfriend was just brutally murdered in front of him, he got shot, and his father figure was only so emotionally available to him because of his own trauma responses.

Neither Jake nor Robby are the bad guys here okay?

Want some McKay & Langdon friendship, Cassie a former addict understanding what Frank is going through and wanting to help him.

Alice befriends Junior AU

@barclaysangel

Footage of Malcolm helping the others break into Charles Lee Ray's old house XD

The way I’m fucking cackling over this, I can’t decide if Malcolm is the one who broke the window or someone else XD

Malcolm definitely broke the window, then realised it was unlocked and continued to just open it XD

Absolutely, and Andy’s just facepalming so hard and sighing about how that didn’t sound like a mouse did it XD

Meanwhile Alice and Junior are fighting for this lives to hold in their laughter as Malcolm insists that a big mouse could have knocked something fragile down XD

Andy is just staring at Malcolm with a deadpanned expression before asking him how a window is fragile while Alice and Junior are starting to wheeze from holding in their laughter XD

Andy keeps looking between Malcolm and Kyle like 'Kyle, I'm really the one you're concerned about right now?!' as Malcolm explains that hypothetically, a mouse might have scurried across the kitchen or something and knocked a glass down and that's what caused the noise so it's fine XD

Kyle can’t even look at Andy, she’s massaging her temples because she thought Andy was bad yet somehow, Malcolm was so much worse and even with his defense on a mouse knocking a glass over, Andy practically whisper yells about how that wasn’t just a glass of water, that wasn’t actual glass window he just shattered XD

Kyle can't believe she has somehow acquired two insanely unhinged brothers. Andy and Malcolm are debating technicalities as Alice and Junior are crouched on the floor trying to contain their laughter XD

It’s like Kyle was cursed to never have normal and calm siblings. Andy and Malcolm are still arguing about if while Alice and Junior are on the floor, wheezing and snorting to try and not burst out loudly into laughter XD

It becomes even funnier to Alice and Junior when Malcolm suddenly switches to Mr responsible, warning them to watch out for the glass XD

That nearly sends them over the edge, Alice and Junior are just clutching each other while trying their hardest not to laugh at the sudden switch Malcolm did XD

Meanwhile Andy and Kyle are just looking completely dumbfounded XD

Andy and Kyle are so confused as to how quickly Malcolm sounded like a responsible adult XD

And when Nica finds out about this she looks as disappointed as Andy and Kyle before taking them by surprise by asking Malcolm why he didn't do that kind of shit a Harrogate more XD

Andy and Kyle thought that Nica was going to scold Malcolm but instead, she wants to know why he didn’t break stuff around Harrogate and entertain everyone that way XD

Nica is just disappointed she didn't get to witness Malcolm being that unhinged when they were in Harrogate. It would have made things at least a little more bearable XD

It could’ve brought some entertainment during a very dark time, so Nica is basically scolding Malcolm for not being this unhinged, arms crossed over her chest and everything XD

Malcolm is just claiming that if it's any consolation, if he ever does see Foley again he has far more resources to piss him off now and he promises to use them XD

Nica will accept that, she just wants an opportunity to see Malcolm go full unhinged mode on Foley and see how Foley reacts to that XD

Nica got a few glimpses of Malcolm annoying Foley in the past but Malcolm himself claimed it wasn't much since they were basically not allowed to do anything at Harrogate. Foley isn't in charge anymore though XD

And that’s why Nica wants to see just how far Malcolm will go to annoy Foley now that Foley wasn’t in charge anymore and there really wouldn’t be anything that he could do about it XD

Malcolm would be the single most annoying person Foley has ever met next time he sees him, both for his own amusement and in being a good friend to help keep the focus off of Nica XD

It frustrated Foley so much, it genuinely got on his nerves and Malcolm was as able to hit every single button possible for himself and to entertain Nica too XD

Malcolm would act basically like a hyper child, asking constant questions and just doing the most random shit XD

And Foley is trying to stay calm and answer everything but he’s just one wrong move away from completely snapping XD

Malcolm could use the smallest detail to his advantage, like he overheard Foley mention something about playing golf once so Malcolm started yelling out random golf terms whenever Foley did the slightest thing XD

Malcolm would totally do that, and he would even make golf puns or jokes to Foley, while Foley is doing everything he can to keep himself composed even though his eye is already twitching XD

Malcolm is just doing all that shit when everyone is at the Incarnate Lord. It makes it more fun because then Malcolm's goal is to piss Foley off enough to make him curse in front of a priest and multiple nuns XD

It takes a couple of hours of Malcolm being an outright annoyance and making so many golf puns or jokes and references to Foley that finally makes him snap and yells at Malcolm to "shut the fuck up" in front of the priest and nuns XD

All the Chucky adults as well as Alice and Junior immediately celebrated as it happened, although Nica then realised she had lost the bet with Malcolm and had to give him 10 bucks XD

Everyone was laughing, Alice and Junior kept making jokes about such 'language to have in a church', and Nica had to begrudgingly give Malcolm $10 for making Foley crack XD

Nica reluctantly mumbles something about how she supposes Malcolm did earn that 10 bucks, it was a few hours of constant effort XD

Malcolm is very proud of earning that money, he excitedly tells her that he's going to put the 10 bucks in a frame and hang it up on his wall XD

Nica is a little concerned by that but tell Malcolm that if he does, he better frame it with a quote of what Foley said for context XD

Alice befriends Junior AU

@barclaysangel

Footage of Malcolm helping the others break into Charles Lee Ray's old house XD

The way I’m fucking cackling over this, I can’t decide if Malcolm is the one who broke the window or someone else XD

Malcolm definitely broke the window, then realised it was unlocked and continued to just open it XD

Absolutely, and Andy’s just facepalming so hard and sighing about how that didn’t sound like a mouse did it XD

Meanwhile Alice and Junior are fighting for this lives to hold in their laughter as Malcolm insists that a big mouse could have knocked something fragile down XD

Andy is just staring at Malcolm with a deadpanned expression before asking him how a window is fragile while Alice and Junior are starting to wheeze from holding in their laughter XD

Andy keeps looking between Malcolm and Kyle like 'Kyle, I'm really the one you're concerned about right now?!' as Malcolm explains that hypothetically, a mouse might have scurried across the kitchen or something and knocked a glass down and that's what caused the noise so it's fine XD

Kyle can’t even look at Andy, she’s massaging her temples because she thought Andy was bad yet somehow, Malcolm was so much worse and even with his defense on a mouse knocking a glass over, Andy practically whisper yells about how that wasn’t just a glass of water, that wasn’t actual glass window he just shattered XD

Kyle can't believe she has somehow acquired two insanely unhinged brothers. Andy and Malcolm are debating technicalities as Alice and Junior are crouched on the floor trying to contain their laughter XD

It’s like Kyle was cursed to never have normal and calm siblings. Andy and Malcolm are still arguing about if while Alice and Junior are on the floor, wheezing and snorting to try and not burst out loudly into laughter XD

It becomes even funnier to Alice and Junior when Malcolm suddenly switches to Mr responsible, warning them to watch out for the glass XD

That nearly sends them over the edge, Alice and Junior are just clutching each other while trying their hardest not to laugh at the sudden switch Malcolm did XD

Meanwhile Andy and Kyle are just looking completely dumbfounded XD

Andy and Kyle are so confused as to how quickly Malcolm sounded like a responsible adult XD

And when Nica finds out about this she looks as disappointed as Andy and Kyle before taking them by surprise by asking Malcolm why he didn't do that kind of shit a Harrogate more XD

Andy and Kyle thought that Nica was going to scold Malcolm but instead, she wants to know why he didn’t break stuff around Harrogate and entertain everyone that way XD

Nica is just disappointed she didn't get to witness Malcolm being that unhinged when they were in Harrogate. It would have made things at least a little more bearable XD

It could’ve brought some entertainment during a very dark time, so Nica is basically scolding Malcolm for not being this unhinged, arms crossed over her chest and everything XD

Malcolm is just claiming that if it's any consolation, if he ever does see Foley again he has far more resources to piss him off now and he promises to use them XD

Nica will accept that, she just wants an opportunity to see Malcolm go full unhinged mode on Foley and see how Foley reacts to that XD

Nica got a few glimpses of Malcolm annoying Foley in the past but Malcolm himself claimed it wasn't much since they were basically not allowed to do anything at Harrogate. Foley isn't in charge anymore though XD

And that’s why Nica wants to see just how far Malcolm will go to annoy Foley now that Foley wasn’t in charge anymore and there really wouldn’t be anything that he could do about it XD

Malcolm would be the single most annoying person Foley has ever met next time he sees him, both for his own amusement and in being a good friend to help keep the focus off of Nica XD

It frustrated Foley so much, it genuinely got on his nerves and Malcolm was as able to hit every single button possible for himself and to entertain Nica too XD

Malcolm would act basically like a hyper child, asking constant questions and just doing the most random shit XD

And Foley is trying to stay calm and answer everything but he’s just one wrong move away from completely snapping XD

Malcolm could use the smallest detail to his advantage, like he overheard Foley mention something about playing golf once so Malcolm started yelling out random golf terms whenever Foley did the slightest thing XD

Malcolm would totally do that, and he would even make golf puns or jokes to Foley, while Foley is doing everything he can to keep himself composed even though his eye is already twitching XD

Malcolm is just doing all that shit when everyone is at the Incarnate Lord. It makes it more fun because then Malcolm's goal is to piss Foley off enough to make him curse in front of a priest and multiple nuns XD

It takes a couple of hours of Malcolm being an outright annoyance and making so many golf puns or jokes and references to Foley that finally makes him snap and yells at Malcolm to "shut the fuck up" in front of the priest and nuns XD

All the Chucky adults as well as Alice and Junior immediately celebrated as it happened, although Nica then realised she had lost the bet with Malcolm and had to give him 10 bucks XD

Everyone was laughing, Alice and Junior kept making jokes about such 'language to have in a church', and Nica had to begrudgingly give Malcolm $10 for making Foley crack XD

Nica reluctantly mumbles something about how she supposes Malcolm did earn that 10 bucks, it was a few hours of constant effort XD