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I survived the 97 days of no princezam I stand with palestine ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ | Nico, he/it/xe/dae | copinglink | trans | minor | NO to AI | do not repost my art | please give me asks

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updated again intro post ! yippee

names: Nico, Grim, Ody/Odysseus, Evbo, Pest, Evan, Roy, Nameless (like the word nameless or just a bunch of spaces also works), Klo, Gregoriah/Greg, Toaster, Bug (nicknames welcome)

mg and mr honorifics

pronouns: he/him it/its xe/xem dae/dead nox/noc sun/sunny

abandoned blog:ย @keralissaysthingsโ€‹

MY AWESOME GIMIC BLOG: @is-this-perhaps-a-bugโ€‹

my other epic blog you should check out: @dailyevboโ€‹

system blog if you wanna see it: @zombiehoard

iโ€™m a copinglink, otherkin and therian ! :D (and an age regressor, little age is typically 4-8)

amensiac

dni if: terf turf twerf whatever you dipshits call yourself these days. pro AI generated images, pro AI generated music. harry potter. homphobic. anti-system. map or pedophile. far right wing. anti-otherkin anti-otherlink anti-nonbinary. anti-aro, anti-ace. antisemitist, pro israel

veteran of the booping, April 1st 2024 - April 2nd 2024, October 31st 2024 -November 1st 2024

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yappertron shit vvv

Folks, backup your Tumblrs, for real this time

To be clear, I don't have any news about any impending doom. But I've heard a bit more about what's going on with staff after the layoff of last week, and there are even less people than I thought still working here.

I don't think even the current staff know what's going to happen, but honestly, I don't see how the high ups could even pretend to intend to keep this place open while virtually unstaffed.

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them Iโ€™m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait Iโ€™m really shy ๐Ÿฅบ guys be niceys to me ๐Ÿฅบ Iโ€™m just a little guy ๐Ÿฅบ

My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup sheโ€™s literally shy

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kidโ€™s favorite thing?

picture this, i give you a glass bottle and tell you to open it, but bottle openers are forbidden, how do you do it?

im talking about this bitch btw

I think the shoe trick would work on this:

When I was a kid my older cousins used to sit around at night during family reunions inventing new and uh probably unadvised ways to open these

  • Counter edge - successful
  • Stick from the woods - not successful
  • Stick from the firepit (not on fire) - not successful
  • Shoe - not successful
  • Small rock - successful (bandaid needed)
  • Large rock - successful
  • Stick from firepit (on fire) - successful
  • Stone from firepit (fire in pit) - successful
  • Edge of fire barrel (fire in barrel) - successful
  • Log from bonfire (large) (on fire) - unknown everyone was too drunk and cousin fell in fire (he lived to be mocked forever)
  • Tree - unsuccessful 1 time and successful 1 time but also boring so attempts abandoned
  • Marshmellow stick (marshmallow on stick) - unsuccessful (marshmallow fell in dirt)
  • Knife (little) - successful
  • Knife knife (medium) - successful (bandaid needed but not for the cousin trying this but for my brother who caught the knife with his foot when cousin dropped it)
  • Knife (large) - successful
  • Teeth (human: attached) - successful (hurts btw donโ€™t recommend)
  • Machete - successful (more experiments needed)
  • Machete (chop the top of the bottle off) - successful (lots of broken glass donโ€™t drink)
  • Machete competition to see who could cut the top off a bottle the cleanest (competition banned forever when my mom found out) (after she won)
  • Axe - successful
  • Random deer bone a dog found - unknown everyone kept getting distracted by the deer bone
  • Sheer grit and bare hands - successful because it turned out the bottle was actually a twist cap
  • Sheer grit and bare hands - unsuccessful (bottle not twist cap) (cousin mocked forever)
  • Edge of golf cart - unknown (got chased off by my mom)
  • Fence - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
  • Metal porch chairs - successful (bandaid needed)
  • Plastic porch chairs - successful (?????)
  • Another bottle (unopened) - unsuccessful (both bottles broke)
  • Another bottle (opened) - unsuccessful
  • Another bottle cap (not attached) - unsuccessful
  • Paving tiles in a stack - successful
  • Cooler edge - successful
  • Cooler edge by closing the cooler lid really hard - unsuccessful (bottle broke) (paused to pick glass out of cousins hand)
  • Concrete ground - successful but considered a fail because most of the drink came out when it opened
  • Porch support column - unsuccessful
  • Flathead screw driver - successful
  • Horseshoe (horse: not attached) - successful
  • Metal sunglasses case - successful
  • Citronella candle bucket (candle lit) - successful (cousin burned)
  • Horseshoe (horse: attached) - successful (got yelled at by my mom)
  • Random piece of metal - successful (stitches and tetanus shot)
  • Random nail from the scrap nail bucket - not successful

i want this to become a Tumblr heritage post

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

door!!!! (works really well, just be careful not to spill ur drink lol)

I shall add my own

-Airplane propeller (successful)

-Car battery (unsuccessful)

-Plushie (I'm not aure why I thought It'd work)

-Bottle opener (successful)

-Bottle opener (unsuccessful)

-sword (successful)

I donโ€™t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as itโ€™s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

โ€œYou can be mean to me but there are RULES about itโ€ is the most Catholic thing Iโ€™ve ever seen.

I walked into that one

i found a cane at an antique store !!! it was only 10 dollars so i'm really excited that i found it, and it literally fits absolutely perfect for my height i'm so happy

I DIED LAUGHING OH MY GOD

Transcript because it took me too long to understand this video:

Tango is killing several burning mobs in the daylight

Tango: get burned, cuz you're dumb~

(After killing the mobs) Tango: oo! I have to be careful I don't die here!

Silence as Joel approaches Tango with a lava bucket in hand

(As he places a lava bucket on Tango) Joel: GET BURNED!! CUZ YOU'RE DUMB!!

Tango: [unintelligible screams of despair]

Tango burned to death

Maniacal laughs from Joel

Boycott launch date of Switch 2 and buy it the next day, June 6.

This has worked before:

When the 3DS released, it was over priced too. No one bought it so then they lowered the price!

It has happened before, it can happen again.

If you can wait even 1 day at least, or 1 week at best, it will make a difference.

Spread the news. In solidarity of those who can't buy Switch 2, those who can buy it should at least boycott the launch date. I garantee you it WILL make a difference.

Remember the consumer is always right.

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Wait until the price drops. Its really that simple

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