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soo ive decided to move the blog since yknow this is my MAIN ACCOUNT and before i just didnt know how to make alternate accounts, please go follow @theglitchyguy for ask null if youre still interested in that i will still answer asks asked in this blog, it'll just be posted to the other until im caught up on those
yall i know i havent posted much null related stuff but thats because ive been busy and doing things on other blogs cuz ive felt like it and yea im not abandoning this blog im just not exactly feeling like doing stuff with null btw and keep in mind this is my MAIN blog cuz i didnt know how to make multiple at the time so yea rip
If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.
Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.
If a deactivated account called bigandlong says I should do it, you better believe I am gonna do it.
* Turns the phones volume up to max and makes it play music *
[ 'TWO TRUCKS, HAVING SEX. TWO TRUCKS. HAVING SEX. MY MUSCLES. MY MUSCLES. INVOLUNTARIL-' 🎵🎵🎶 ]
[ Breaks out into a sweat, grins nervously, begins rapidly punching himself in the stomach ]
" cmoncmoncmonturnoff "
"I HEAR IT ITS NEAwhat the fuck is this song 🤨" "why are you hitting yourself as well my head hurts"
“ !! “
“ UH “
[ Points behind him ]
“ look !! a million dollars !! “
[ Doesn’t even wait for him to turn before smacking him upside the head and then skittering away on all fours. Ah yeah. Alien things ]
"OWWUAGHUAJ WHAT THE"
"I KNEW ITwait no i didnt WHATEVER bro you couldve just askeAnnd youre just gonna do that okay"
[ he casually just starts chasing him on all fours as well. ah yeah, red top hat guy things.]
[ SPRINTING SPRINTING SPRINTING. He is but an orange blur ]
[ He’s nowhere near as fast as Simom, but he certainly would be outlapping Gabriel. Rounds a sharp corner, and torpedoes off into the distance ]
"damn he fast, time to use what i learned in sonic!!"
[he immediately tries to roll into a ball and fails, he just stays laying on the ground] "oughiapdgj that didn't work at allll 😢😢"
* Turns the phones volume up to max and makes it play music *
[ 'TWO TRUCKS, HAVING SEX. TWO TRUCKS. HAVING SEX. MY MUSCLES. MY MUSCLES. INVOLUNTARIL-' 🎵🎵🎶 ]
[ Breaks out into a sweat, grins nervously, begins rapidly punching himself in the stomach ]
" cmoncmoncmonturnoff "
"I HEAR IT ITS NEAwhat the fuck is this song 🤨" "why are you hitting yourself as well my head hurts"
“ !! “
“ UH “
[ Points behind him ]
“ look !! a million dollars !! “
[ Doesn’t even wait for him to turn before smacking him upside the head and then skittering away on all fours. Ah yeah. Alien things ]
"OWWUAGHUAJ WHAT THE"
"I KNEW ITwait no i didnt WHATEVER bro you couldve just askeAnnd youre just gonna do that okay"
[ he casually just starts chasing him on all fours as well. ah yeah, red top hat guy things.]
* Turns the phones volume up to max and makes it play music *
[ 'TWO TRUCKS, HAVING SEX. TWO TRUCKS. HAVING SEX. MY MUSCLES. MY MUSCLES. INVOLUNTARIL-' 🎵🎵🎶 ]
[ Breaks out into a sweat, grins nervously, begins rapidly punching himself in the stomach ]
" cmoncmoncmonturnoff "
"I HEAR IT ITS NEAwhat the fuck is this song 🤨" "why are you hitting yourself as well my head hurts"
"Oren where is my phone."
“ Idunno bromeo, where did you last leave it “
"damn bro you tasted the phone too??"
[ Picks his teeth with his claw. Theres nothing in there really. Awesome well kept white sharps ]
" hmm.. perchance ? "
"to me it just kinda tasted like oranges but whatevr" "OH WAIT i have my IPAD still and i can make my phone make a noise to find it.. gonna do that rq"
[ Puts his whole paw atop of Gabriel's head. Stops him in his tracks ] [ Just like you'd..... put ur hand over a puppies head. Just to make them stop chewing u for a second ] [ Holds firmly ]
" ................. " " un.....unnecessary .... "
"bro that phone has the only app i figured out how to download on it which was pvz and i got my progress on that" "i gotta find that thingy 🥺"
[ Lifts up by head ] [ Shhh.. Hush my son.. It'll all be over soon.. ]
" do you want to go play left 4 dead on xbox "
"i have never played or seen that game before and i play ps3 games" "i can try but im gonna push the button first to see if the phone is nearby cuz MAH DAYM PVZ PROGRESS" [he pushes the sound button as oren was literally doing nothing to stop his arms, you idiot oren/silly]
"Oren where is my phone."
“ Idunno bromeo, where did you last leave it “
"damn bro you tasted the phone too??"
[ Picks his teeth with his claw. Theres nothing in there really. Awesome well kept white sharps ]
" hmm.. perchance ? "
"to me it just kinda tasted like oranges but whatevr" "OH WAIT i have my IPAD still and i can make my phone make a noise to find it.. gonna do that rq"
[ Puts his whole paw atop of Gabriel's head. Stops him in his tracks ] [ Just like you'd..... put ur hand over a puppies head. Just to make them stop chewing u for a second ] [ Holds firmly ]
" ................. " " un.....unnecessary .... "
"bro that phone has the only app i figured out how to download on it which was pvz and i got my progress on that" "i gotta find that thingy 🥺"
"Oren where is my phone."
“ Idunno bromeo, where did you last leave it “
"damn bro you tasted the phone too??"
[ Picks his teeth with his claw. Theres nothing in there really. Awesome well kept white sharps ]
" hmm.. perchance ? "
"to me it just kinda tasted like oranges but whatevr" "OH WAIT i have my IPAD still and i can make my phone make a noise to find it.. gonna do that rq"
"Oren where is my phone."
“ Idunno bromeo, where did you last leave it “
"in the fridge it was overheating"
" do you have the find my phone app ?? " " l-l-l-LIFE saver "
"i could never figure out how to get apps on my phone bro" "people keep sayin its a literal potato but i dont believe them"
" surely didn't taste like one "
"damn bro you tasted the phone too??"
