electric boogaloo

christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines

broke: The Great British Bake Off has no conflict

woke: while The Great British Bake Off is refreshingly devoid of the usual man vs. man conflict, it is filled with conflict of other varieties, notably man vs. self (the contestants vs. their knowledge of baking) and man vs. nature (the contestants vs. the time limit)

Man vs. the forces of evil (the contestants vs. Paul Hollywood)

I don’t understand this…is this heterosexual ?

new boot goofin

hey I love her speedpaint

i needed to draw something self-indulgent to destress and a simple strider is always good for that

some nights

if you’re a lesbian good job

It’s Time To Get Sillay

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

cumming is illegal

You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves

She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam

Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for

Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H

Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:

lesbianing it up in cartoons like

swords and jackets swords and jackets, *loud screech* NOT DYING, swords and jackets

oh hey it them

[there’s a good image description in the notes but let me know if it’d be better to write one here]

HIS HAIR?

WACK

HIS GEAR??

WACK

HIS JEWELRY???

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

ME?

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is