artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.
its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post
pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs
it's really funny that even people who support luigi mangione have like fully bought into the propaganda being pushed that he's the one who did it when he hasn't been convicted of shit and is extremely likely just some guy the nypd and eric adams could reasonably pass off as the person who did it to save face. That huge fucking perp walk (that shouldn't have even been legal to do) was to plant the idea in the public's mind that yeah, obviously this guy did it, why would they be doing this if he wasnt, and you all fell for it without even thinking about it.
You can support the actions of the person who did it while also believing the fact that the famously corrupt NYPD who completely fumbled around for days, posted multiple pictures of different people in similar clothing claiming they were the same suspect, and then out of nowhere said they knew with 100% certainty who did it and already had him in custody, might be lying and simply selected some dude to take the fall.
we need more pathetic female characters written by authors who don't hate women
to be clear since this is making the rounds: she has to be an absolute loser in no way that can be pinned on her gender. no "i'm just a girl tee-hee" stuff. straight up just a loser (nondenominational)
addendum: she must be the most important person in the whole narrative
I decided to sit down and concentrate and properly write the list of rules that qualify a character for this role.
#dark academia #motivation #inspiration #girlblogging
no you do have to be interested in f/f pairings and if not you will be executed
being a hater and being a troll are different but idk how to articulate the difference
Trolling inherently involves another person. A troll is trying to waste your time and/or generate a reaction. It is entirely cynical.
Hating can be done in private, even monasticslly. But hating at a person is an invitation to banter. The goal is to hit that perfect funny/cutting/true sweet spot, and it's fun if the target of your hating can return with an equally funny/cutting/true comeback.
billboard chose VIOLENCE on a random monday
this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔
date her mom ?
date her mom
date her mom
Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath
date her mom
lets hope the next male epidemic is "washing hands after using the bathroom"
WARNING 18+
*squinting into the fog* who goes there?! Willem Dafriend, or...
Every body hates me because my body is made up from mis matched corpse parts and i make scary noises.
there’s a lot of old voyager fanfic where tom works his daddy issues out by fucking chakotay which is always funny to me because let’s be real if anyone is the ideal candidate for tom to project his daddy issues onto it’s janeway. yet another example of a man taking a job from a far more qualified woman smh
i hated that "all men think about is the Roman empire" meme bc like, literally all of the Latinists I know are women who talk about Roman senators like they're members of a boy band.
"Roman empire is a male interest" you would not believe the shit bitches are saying about Marcus Tullius Cicero.
"Yeah! everyone knows men don't actually study anything and Rome is #girlknowledge and cats are girls and dogs are boys and doctors live at the hospital which is their house"
