In late February someone made the blog hairwillwood to oppose mine, which started a conflict between hair and bald. Then other will wood gimmick blogs were made who joined the war on the side of hair, bald, or stayed neutral (such as wigwillwood and liminalwillwood).
On March 15th I hosted a banquet for all of the hair war blogs. Here, I announced that I had made peace with hairwillwood, which ended the hair v. bald conflict.
Then, right after our announcement of peace, one of my allies liminalwillwood stabbed me but hairwillwood saved me.
After liminal stabbed me, not-will-wood released a bomb to kill the hair war blogs. This was a opportunity for anyone who wanted to drop out of the hair wars bit to kill their blog in hair war canon.
After the banquet, hairwillwood and I dropped out of the hair wars, and the hair war blogs started an election to make one of them president.
The poll for the election was posted on March 31st, and rob-will-wood won.
The hair wars started to slow down after the banquet, and since the election there hasn't been much going on afaik.