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Amelia’s Peachy Fanfiction Dump

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Just an anonymous weirdo who wants to write some shit and maybe start some debates with my weirdo opinions. You can call me Amelia or Peachy, whichever one you want!
I hope you have a peachy time on my blog! Stay safe, eat food, drink wa-wa, get some sleep, and feel free to ask me anything you’d like!

✨Amelia’s Peachy Blog Rules✨

Hello to all of my fellow weirdos! Welcome to the hot mess that is my blog! Here, I will establish my rules and the fandoms I write for and will talk about with all of you!

But, a small note to add before we start is that I will not tolerate any sort of hatefulness or rudeness on my blog towards myself or anyone. This will be a free space to debate and discuss opinions and for people to feel safe and comfortable. If you do not like what I post or reblog, please just move along and go about your day without even sparing a glance at my blog.

Also, if I post anything of my own, I will not tolerate it being taken and edited without my permission or reposted without my permission, but reblogs are greatly appreciated. Thank you and I hope you have a good morning/afternoon/evening/night/overall day and stay safe out there!

I Will Write:

🍑 “X Reader” to the best of my abilities (Maybe some OC inserts if I’m up for it, it’ll depend what is requested of me)

🍑 “X Reader” will always have a female or gender neutral reader as I am a female myself and am not comfortable writing for a male reader, but I will do a gender neutral reader if that is requested of me

🍑 Fluff

🍑 SOFT Angst to Fluff (I’m an emotional, sappy wreck, can’t handle hardcore angst)

🍑 Family/Domestic Headcanons

🍑 Romantic Headcanons

🍑 Overall cuteness

🍑 Little Space (Little space is sort of a thing that some people use to destress like me or cope with trauma by mentally aging down to a headspace or age that is younger than they actually are and sometimes some people, either good friends or a romantic partner or someone else, act as a caregiver towards them. It’s not like an adult being attracted to a child in the case of a romantic partner, but rather an adult attracted to another adult who regresses)

🍑 Some suggestive content, depends on what is requested of me

I Will Not Write:

🍑 HARDCORE Smutty Smut

🍑 Character Deaths (I can, but it depends on my mood and the story and who I have to kill off. You can request it, but it may or may not be possible depending on the factors previously listed-)

🍑 HARDCORE Angst

🍑 Pedophilia (Fuck off if you came here for that shit)

🍑 Incest (The fuck is wrong with you people? GET SOME GODDAMN HELP IF YOU INTO THAT!)

🍑 Little Space smut (If it’s your little space, you can do what you’d like, but I’m personally uncomfortable with writing this kind of thing and I’m going to keep that boundary in place.)

🍑 Anything to do with racism, homophobia, transphobia and just discrimination against anyone in general. This is a safe space for people to enjoy some nice fanfiction, not to be haters and to be hated on!

Fandoms I Partake In:

🍑 MHA/BNHA (I have not finished the anime nor the manga, I don’t have any services to watch it, so no spoilers please!)

🍑 IkemenVampire (I might try out a few more Ikemen games, so be aware of that)

🍑 IkemenVillains (I’d like to be in the middle of a William and Ellis sandwich. That will be all-)

🍑 Fruits Basket (Haven’t watched the third season, in the middle of trying to rewatch the first two because it’s been so long)

🍑 Demon Slayer (I AM READY FOR SEASON FOUR, BABES!!!)

🍑 TMNT (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Specifically 2012, Bayverse, Rise, and Mutant Mayhem)

🍑 HTTYD (How to Train Your Dragon)

🍑 MK (Mortal Kombat. I was a late 2000’s baby that grew up playing MK9 as my first ever Mortal Kombat game, so I don’t know the full cast of characters from previous games, but I have a good list of characters and story from earlier games in my head from the videos I’ve watched from my wormy brain hyperfixating on Mortal Kombat)

🍑 Harry Potter (I’ve only watched the movies, but I have seen videos about the books, so I do know what the books were like, to an extent at least)

🍑 FNaF (Five Nights at Freddy’s. HOW TF HAVE I GONE A WHOLE MONTH WITHOUT ADDING THIS?! WELL, NOW I HAVE ADDED IT, IN MID-NOVEMBER OF 2023!)

🍑 Mariolore (It’s these cosplay shorts by this amazing cosplay couple named DinoBunny that are a sort of a spin-off of the Mario franchise, but with its own unique story involving adaptations of the characters and different events based on what happens in the original story/franchise. I watch them on YouTube, just in case that is relevant to how much of the story has actually been released)

🍑 Resident Evil (I’m not too well versed on the overall story, but I know the story from the RE1 Remake, the RE3 Remake, the RE4 Remake, the RE4 Remake DLC: Separate Ways, RE7: Biohazard, RE8/Village, and RE8/Village DLC: Shadows of Rose. I just know, in summary, that Umbrella Corporation bad and pulled some fuckery with the T-virus and bioweapon shit, the Connections are bad and made bioweapon shit, Mother Miranda pretty much started it all in hopes to revive her daughter, and Rose is doing some shit working with Chris Redfield who helped to raise her in honor of Ethan’s dying wish during the whole village incident. I’ll try to get better versed on the story and characters in the future, but that is all I know at the moment)

🍑 My Happy Marriage (Anime watcher! No manga reading here yet!)

🍑 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (My fifth grade teacher read the first couple books to me and my class while also showing us the Netflix series to show the differences between the two and make it more fun. I ended up watching the whole series as it progressed outside of school and was partially traumatized by the episode where Sunny almost died from a fucking fungus. That scared the shit out of me, but it’s still a damn good series if I do say so myself.)

🍑 Poppy Playtime (I find it an interesting concept and I may write something for it at one point!)

🍑 Sofia the First (It was one of my favorite shows as a kid and I’m so sad we never got a continuation of the story to see them grow up! ALSO I’M SO FUCKING MAD WE NEVER GOT SOFIA AND HUGO’S WEDDING!!!)

🍑 Komi Can’t Communicate (Komi Shouko is my wife. That’s it.)

🍑 The Way of the Househusband (Anime watcher!! And I think Tatsu would be such a cool and funny dad with all his yakuza lingo!)

🍑 Monster Prom (Haven’t seen any other full playthroughs, I’m watching a Monster Camp one rn, and I wanna makeout with Damien and gossip with his little sister that he DEFINITELY has because I fucking said so, fuckers-)

🍑 Buddy Daddies (You know that scene where they’re running away into the woods while Rei shoots back at that guy’s goonies?? Yeah, I wanna do that with Rei because I love him and want to take care of him while also forcing him to learn household chores!)

🍑 Yuuri!!! On Ice (I’VE FINALLY GOT CRUNCHYROLL ON MY PHONE PEOPLE!!!)

🍑 Twisted-Wonderland (My current “Holy Trinity” contains Riddle, Deuce, and Malleus-)

🍑 Aphmau (Were you a MyStreet kid or a Diaries kid? I was a MyStreet kid!)

🍑 Nimona (Ambrosius and Ballister are definitely girl dads and I’d like to petition for a sequel to Nimona, pwease!!!)

🍑 Law & Order: SVU (Olivia and Fin are my favorite characters and I know the show is probably bad for my anxiety, but I shall still continue to watch it!)

🍑 Cult of the Lamb

🍑 Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack as a dad would be really funny in my opinion-)

🍑 Helluva Boss (Can’t believe it took me over a year to add it. Vassago is one of my new favorites-)

🍑 Wicked (PLEASE MARRY ME, MISS ELPHABA!!!)

🍑 SPY X FAMILY (The idea of an AU where Loid and Yor are just average loving parents who just happen to have extensive self defense training or are retired from their respective secret fields and Anya is the one trying to gain intel since she’s been a spy basically since birth has been floating around in my head and I love it)

🍑 The Case Study of Vanitas (Noé, my beloved, please marry me!!!)

🍑 EPIC: The Musical (Men, take notes from Odysseus-)

🍑 I’ll add onto the fandoms list if anymore come to mind

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Thank you for reading my rules and I look forward to your requests! I hope you enjoy your journey on my blog, fellow weirdos! Have a peachy time!

Found the link from @ember-da-toon!

Decided to make my girls from my book I’m writing!

It’s the classic fake dating trope that leads to them being stupidly in love. Isabel, the one on the right, makes a verbal blunder when her family keeps asking her when she’s gonna get a partner and Isabel blurts out the name of the last person she spoke to—Mina, the one on the left.

It ends in Isabel begging Mina to be her fake girlfriend on her family’s summer trip to Italy (they’re rich Italian-Americans, mother moved from Italy and met the father in college, rest is history). She even says Mina won’t have to pay a dime on the trip and Isabel will even give her five hundred bucks just so she won’t lose the trust of her family and she’ll just tell them that they broke up amicably a few months after the trip.

Mina agrees and they end up going on the trip with Isabel’s very large and kind of eccentric family. They end up actually falling in love in the end and I’m thinking of the epilogue being Henry, their mutual friend, telling the story to their two adopted kids being all “and I was the WHOLE reason that happened” since he kind of was in a roundabout way, but I digress-

Anyways, I tried my best to make it look like Mina has her 3B hair type without just giving her dreads and Isabel isn’t an elf, it’s just that the pointy ears are a rare family trait that she possesses.

New animated short, created by Electrokitty's very own Alexander Hennessy.

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Highly recommend checking these people out!

No particular reason, just really great animations!

is biscuits and gravy real?

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Yeah and it’s really good!

Fluffy buttermilk biscuits, white black pepper gravy, and some sausage gives you one of the best breakfasts to come out of America.

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huh, interesting.

this feels like it's out of a movie as a throwaway gag or something tbh

That is kinda weird, but okay-

Okay, I know I’ve been pushing Penelope!Silver…

…but I kinda wanna pivot and make it be Penelope!Riddle instead-

Riddle is my other favorite at the top with Silver and I feel Riddle fits the bill of the Penelope role more. I also see him waiting two decades for his spouse because he’s a faithful husband and no fucking way Riddle is gonna take some suitor over a dumbass that fell out of a tree when they first met-

I just spent the last ten minutes getting two hairs out of my throat…

Don’t ask me how they got there, I don’t fucking know since I woke up about an hour ago-

Imagine the outrage of the Briar Valley Senate when they realize that, not only the Princess, but the Crown Prince—their future King—marries someone who isn’t even a fae…

They were pissed that Meleanor was friends with Lilia and married a fae who was just slightly less powerful than her. They were pissed with those two tiny things.

So imagine their shock and horror when Mealodie announces her engagement to Lucienne and Malleus introduces Elshaba as his future Queen-

Lucienne isn’t fae, neither is Elshaba. It doesn’t matter that Lucienne is set to be an Emperor, or that Elshaba is one of the most powerful mage to ever live and even rivals Malleus in terms of strength to an extent, it’s the fact that they’re not fae is what makes the Senate go nuts.

Oh, and imagine how annoyed they are when they discover Amelia. They didn’t approve of Peaches because, while she was fae, she couldn’t use conventional magic and had strange blot connections. So imagine their annoyance when they discover that Peaches’s granddaughter—her 3/4 human, powerful blot ability wielding granddaughter Amelia—is best friends with the Prince and Princess.

What makes them angrier is that Amelia could kick their asses if they had physical forms since she runs on the byproduct of magic. Elshaba could beat their asses, too, since she doesn’t need a magestone to perform magic and her magic is different to everyone else’s thanks to her heritage. Actually, Lucienne could also best them since all he’d need would be a small plant and then he could go wild thanks to his natural chlorokinesis and miraculous healing abilities.

The possibilities with this are endless-

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