acapella oshiete motherfucker

We know what you want to do, Jian Yi.

that's me

i simply think if you are aware you accidentally create misinformation online the least you should do is lock the post with misinformation so it cant get thousands of reblogs from people who wont fact check it lol

"So You Just Fearmongered Online" helpful guide

image: gif demonstrating the process of locking a post from the edit/new post screen on desktop: click on the gear in the top right corner, scroll down to "who can reblog", and change it from "anyone on tumblr" to "no one". end ID.

I know we shouldn’t wish for such things, but if Devon got severed instead of Mark, we can only imagine the amount of fucked-up devices and bisexual mess Devon S. would have created, mm

I love when you’re reading multiple fics by the same author and you start to spot all the phrases and adjectives they like to use

I ghostwrote these tags my god

if you’re not ending your emails with “kill me! your slave and enemy,” then what are you doing with your life

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

I was gonna make a joke about how I say “I need to go the circus again” the way people used to say they need to go to the sea to balance their humors. But I realized the circus balances humors too

how I balance my humors

this post contains:

1 clown!

1 jester!

1 mime!

one of each……. The Balanced Humors

the orpheus and eurydice of it all makes me sick

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a friend just noted all the ostriches in fantasia are boys and i am floored i never noticed. sissy that walk, ladies

only boy ostriches have black and white feathers, gang. it’s an ostrich drag ballet troupe. god bless america

‘when will there be a gay disney prince’ that prima ballerina ostrich has been holding it down since 1940 apparently