My apologies for being away for an extended period of time. I got caught up in reading, and the slang that you all sent me was so awful that I didn't want to interact with this site for a while. Unfortunately, Faust dragged me back.

Regarding the slang, I have composed a list of all the terms sent and what they mean. Most of these will not be entering my vocabulary.

The list in question:

Gyatt: "When anything has a phat ass," which I am understanding is a big behind. Why would you say this to anyone?

Twink: "Gay, effeminate man, a bottom(?)." I believe this could be some of my comrades.

Bear: "Term used by gay men to describe men with body hair & large stature." Okay.

Skibidi Toilet: "The work of Satan." Untrue, as it could not be worse than this bus.

Rizz: "Spitting game/How good you are with pulling and sustaining bitches." So do I have rizz, as I have Penelope? But she's not a bitch. She's lovely.

Twunk: "Typically gay males with twink face and hunk body." Okay.

DILF: "Dad I'd Like to Fuck." Do not homewreck.

GILF: "Grandmother I'd Like to Fuck." Do not homewreck.

MILF: "Mom I'd Like to Fuck." DO NOT HOMEWRECK. (Sidenote, does Penelope count as a MILF for me or is it different because we're married?)(Telemachus look away.)

Skibidi: "Filled with brainrot." Presumably connected to Skibidi Toilet. What is brainrot? Is it a disease?

Brainrot: "A hyperfixation." It seems to be just a normal thing, then. There was actually another definition, though, which was "A crippling addiction to low effort content, lobotomized." And this made me think that my comrades may be brainrotted, as they have a crippling addiction to putting in low effort and may have no brain at all.

I also got "Radical" and "Awesome Sauce," which I have actually heard of before. They are not that catchy.

I've heard rizz is short for charisma - y'know, like, charisma?

"bottom" is... a whole entire other topic, but it's, well. to be blunt, it's a sexual term in the lgbtq+ community (lesbian, gay, bi, trans, and more, in case you don't already know the acronym. you would classify as either bi or lesbian, since you're a woman who's married to another woman)

also, "bitches" in this case just means, like, romantic partners. it doesn't necessarily mean a rude person in this context

hi

I'm ouri (they/he, 27). I'm the #3 sinner from lcb-2, and before anyone asks: yes, lcb got so big that they had to split it.

the ones you guys are probably more familiar with are lcb-1. there might even be an lcb-3 at some point, if that ever becomes needed

my pfp is me on a day off. I'm about 5'6", if you were wondering

particulars: scarf muncher. may or may not be abnormal. "time is a flat circle" / "I just gotta make it to friday" energy

color: verdant green emoji: ♾️ subtitle: eternity

Huh. A different LCB-2. Wish I could say ours exists because things are going well. We're more like the backup plan after everything went horribly wrong.

damn 😅😓 sorry to hear that. must kinda suck. hi, though

@lcb2-sinner2 and @cg-johnson are the other two from our lcb-2 that currently have blogs on here

The Sinners' weapons:

that last one is so real

finally some good fuckin food -kinsley

Ah.. You must have tried a hemobar, then. My sincerest apologies that it wasn't to your liking! We are currently developing flavoured alternatives, if you wish to try a prototype? Free of charge of course! 👑

The hamhampamgpang in m corp got steamrolled by the ouroborus a while back...

Wait the what. -Kinsley

Someone, somewhere, felt indescribable pain hearing that a HamHamPangPang was destroyed.

the what

yeah, there are a few of us on here

<i know its not exactly me but... the concept of it still terrifies me...>

I could make this worse I think...

<W-worse...? I didnt know you thought of it that way... but then why... why do it?>

how about we don't make the executive manager distort 😰

<Distort?- NO!-Nonono this is different!... i think... i mean... everything seems normal... i can still hear everything and i feel fine...>

dw, you'll be fine

I hope

<i know its not exactly me but... the concept of it still terrifies me...>

I could make this worse I think...

<W-worse...? I didnt know you thought of it that way... but then why... why do it?>

how about we don't make the executive manager distort 😰

Faust has informed me that I need to answer this ask properly or she's dockin' my pay. Here we go I guess...

Yi Sang is flowery and confusin' to talk to but... He's been doin' better recently so I can't help but be kinda proud of the guy.

Faust is annoyin'. She could stand to explain herself more. That's it.

Don is crazy and hard to handle but she has only good intentions as misinformed as she might be. It's good to listen to her input but not what she says we should do only why we should do it.

Ryōshū is blunt and to the point and I would respect that if she wasn't badshit insane. When I'm around her I get anxious.

Mersault could stand to ease up and the fact that he hasn't yet despite me, Heathcliff, Rodion, Yi Sang, Gregor, and Dante all trying to get him to chill out... It's really especially frustratin' for me because I was there before. I get it.

Hong Lu is a privileged little squirt and it shows but I can tell even still he had a rough life and I can sympathize with bein' controlled by a will greater than yours...

Heathcliff is like a brother to me but boys got issues big-time. He saved my life a shockin' amount of times. Arguin' with him is frustrating but... I enjoy it I will admit.

Rodion could stand to take things more seriously but she's a good friend nonetheless. She cares a lot about the people around her even if she is a coward.

Dante is my compass. Dante is the manager. Dante is the sinner I trust the most to make the right call. Dante is a good friend.

Sinclair is a sad kid and every time I look at him I feel bad. He's barely old enough to be a fixer and I feel as if maybe he shouldn't be doing all this dangerous shit. Must be traumatizin'...

Outis is a fuckin bootlicker. As a fellow seafarer I have a minimal amount of respect for her but she's such an unthinkingly loyal moron. If she was part of Ahab's crew she would be dead. Sometimes you need to ask questions and always when it comes to orders should they be questioned.

Gregor is a good dude. He's my friend and that's about it.

That's all of em. Happy now? I hope I don't get sacked for this shit.

I AM WHAT

I knew this was a terrible fuckin' idea...

Your payment will be delivered by hand tomorrow.

This sucked to write. You're an ass.

there's something funny about how gregor is the only one in the entire group that you don't have any negative opinions on

He has the personality of a sopoin' wet dog.

ok that's fair

Faust has informed me that I need to answer this ask properly or she's dockin' my pay. Here we go I guess...

Yi Sang is flowery and confusin' to talk to but... He's been doin' better recently so I can't help but be kinda proud of the guy.

Faust is annoyin'. She could stand to explain herself more. That's it.

Don is crazy and hard to handle but she has only good intentions as misinformed as she might be. It's good to listen to her input but not what she says we should do only why we should do it.

Ryōshū is blunt and to the point and I would respect that if she wasn't badshit insane. When I'm around her I get anxious.

Mersault could stand to ease up and the fact that he hasn't yet despite me, Heathcliff, Rodion, Yi Sang, Gregor, and Dante all trying to get him to chill out... It's really especially frustratin' for me because I was there before. I get it.

Hong Lu is a privileged little squirt and it shows but I can tell even still he had a rough life and I can sympathize with bein' controlled by a will greater than yours...

Heathcliff is like a brother to me but boys got issues big-time. He saved my life a shockin' amount of times. Arguin' with him is frustrating but... I enjoy it I will admit.

Rodion could stand to take things more seriously but she's a good friend nonetheless. She cares a lot about the people around her even if she is a coward.

Dante is my compass. Dante is the manager. Dante is the sinner I trust the most to make the right call. Dante is a good friend.

Sinclair is a sad kid and every time I look at him I feel bad. He's barely old enough to be a fixer and I feel as if maybe he shouldn't be doing all this dangerous shit. Must be traumatizin'...

Outis is a fuckin bootlicker. As a fellow seafarer I have a minimal amount of respect for her but she's such an unthinkingly loyal moron. If she was part of Ahab's crew she would be dead. Sometimes you need to ask questions and always when it comes to orders should they be questioned.

Gregor is a good dude. He's my friend and that's about it.

That's all of em. Happy now? I hope I don't get sacked for this shit.

I AM WHAT

I knew this was a terrible fuckin' idea...

Your payment will be delivered by hand tomorrow.

This sucked to write. You're an ass.

there's something funny about how gregor is the only one in the entire group that you don't have any negative opinions on