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the best unlicensed surgeon of the hemisphere

@pabloernesto

im 25, im gay(?), heres where i exhibit symptoms of cabin fever, also, trying this whole tagging thing, but not really hard || do not even breathe in the direction of my blog If you're a terf, swerf, truscum, transmed, ddlg, trump supporter, libertarian, conservative, homophobe, transphobe, racist, xenophobe, antisemite, islamophobe, ableist, classist, sexist or a combination of the above
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I'm still not over one of Trump's lawyers going to court this past week to defend Trump's executive order against "gender ideology," only for the judge to ask very plainly for the lawyer to explain what gender ideology is and the Trump lawyer to respond "its whatever the president thinks and I'm loathe to speculate what exactly that could be" and the judge was like are you fucking kidding me you're a lawyer and you can't explain things your client has said to a judge???

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Is blue lock good? I've seen some memes and it seems promising but I'm not sure if wanna read all that and the find out it's a huge disappointment

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"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

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what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.

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Parents always say this:

  • "You're smart. Therefore, it's okay for me to expect more of you."
  • "You're smart. Therefore, I don't have to care how I explain things to you."
  • "You're smart. Therefore, it's okay for me to assume that any mistakes you make are intentional."
  • "You're smart. Therefore, if you say that you struggle with something, it's okay for me to assume that you're just lazy, afraid, lacking confidence, lacking motivation, or any other excuse to dismiss your struggles as fake.

but never this:

  • "You're smart. Therefore, I will put my authority aside and consider the possibility that you are right and I am wrong.

Like any abusive authority figure, they want you to be smart enough to uphold their authority but not smart enough to challenge their authority.

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Can anybody give these old-ass Democrats protest lessons? They're acting like they're still living in pre-2015 politics when the GOP gave a shit and wasn't deranged.

  • A member gets up and starts shouting: All get up and shout with him.
  • Don't walk out: MAKE them carry you all out, not shutting up the entire time. I'm serious, go limp, be dead weight.
  • Putin's Puppet says a provable lie: Everyone chant "LIE" in unison for a solid minute instead of holding pitiful little signs in front of a man who can't read above a 3rd grade level.
  • Have someone who knows ASL sitting with you, interpreting everything in full view.
  • If you're gonna hold signs, make them BIG like you're actually trying to do something. Have them in multiple languages.
  • Make other signs that say clever or cutting things that will make him rage for days. "DOESN'T OLD TRUMP LOOK TIRED?" or "PUPPET PRESIDENT" or "EVERYONE IS FACT-CHECKING THIS SPEECH TRUMP DIDN'T WRITE" or "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" or his current tanking approval rating next to a laughing emoji.
  • Make a stink every day in congress, throw as many bills as you can on the floor even if they go nowhere, look like you're trying.
  • Have someone, idk maybe someone you actually want to boost for President in 3 gd years, be your voice of opposition in the media, loudly complaining and telling the facts, every single day. Let the people know you're there!

How hard is this? There's probably better suggestions than mine if they actually hired seasoned protestors or behaviorists/psychologists or even the biggest teenage troll they can find on a messageboard.

The Emperor Has No Clothes. So fucking act like it.

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DO SOMETHING!

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