Cuttlefish

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painted something cute after the longest time ever also can I be him??????

my new super power

lowkey thought I was drawing lice with her spores

gem i found on twitter

Pest and poob are my two favs so I've been posting a lot about them, I like them together in a close bonded platonic relationship because romance can be confusing to me okay thats all I have to say okay bye

no

plurality is kinda funny in a fucked up sort of way. I was neglected by parents who didn't love each other as a child and now I have 3 patrick bateman clones hanging out in my brain. possibly more

i was treated badly in school and now i have 12 fucking clones of fries bfdi

our mom went to another country and we never truly felt loved by our parents and now the whole cast of hfjone is here -🍞

Didn't expect French but okay

sorry. i wasnt thinking... -📸

there's no fucking way -🧫

Moisissure. J'en ai de vagues souvenirs...

Peu importe. Subway Seat m'a sauvé!

oui oui bagget or whatever -🧫

C'est 'baguette', pas 'bagget'. Subway Seat ne sera pas content.

man just put my fucking fries in the bag. what are you even on about?? -🧫

C'est une secte- Eh- Non! Je- Je veux dire, ce n'est pas un restaurant...

all I got was restaurant. you that tooth paste guy or soemthing? -🧫

LAISSE-MOI SORTIR D'ICI! S'IL VOUS PLAÎT! -📻

Tais-toi, Julien. N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous offre tout ce dont nous avons besoin.

Dawg... no hablo french or whatever the fuck... and I'm not translating that no matter how badly the others want to. You keep talking france tho. Real shit or whatever. -🧫

necesitas liberarlo. Ya nadie puede hablar ingles... -🥤

Et moi qui pensais que tu étais de notre côté, Bryce... N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous a sauvés!

ingles sounds like shingles. And I ain't got those so uhh... no shingles... -🧫

F

R

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S -🥤

Je vois ce que tu fais. Tu penses être si intelligent, n'est-ce pas?

Oh are you being held captive by fucking subway seat hfjone? thas crazy. You ever thought of coping? or putting him in a tiny cage? they put that dog kid in a cage in here. it's weird. -🧫

...that's not me, i dont know who it is and they're scaring me...this is scary... -💺

...Je te fais peur...?

why are you the only guy who speaks english what. uhhh put it in a cage. -🧫

i don't know. i think it likes me. thats why im allowed to speak english.

...Je suis vraiment désolé...

what kinda dog is it bruh... Why's it like thaaat.. Freaky France. Honestly why the french are scary... Trigger warning: french. -🧫

okay, back to normal! whoo! -💺

there's no fucking way -🧫

Moisissure. J'en ai de vagues souvenirs...

Peu importe. Subway Seat m'a sauvé!

oui oui bagget or whatever -🧫

C'est 'baguette', pas 'bagget'. Subway Seat ne sera pas content.

man just put my fucking fries in the bag. what are you even on about?? -🧫

C'est une secte- Eh- Non! Je- Je veux dire, ce n'est pas un restaurant...

all I got was restaurant. you that tooth paste guy or soemthing? -🧫

LAISSE-MOI SORTIR D'ICI! S'IL VOUS PLAÎT! -📻

Tais-toi, Julien. N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous offre tout ce dont nous avons besoin.

Dawg... no hablo french or whatever the fuck... and I'm not translating that no matter how badly the others want to. You keep talking france tho. Real shit or whatever. -🧫

necesitas liberarlo. Ya nadie puede hablar ingles... -🥤

Et moi qui pensais que tu étais de notre côté, Bryce... N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous a sauvés!

ingles sounds like shingles. And I ain't got those so uhh... no shingles... -🧫

F

R

E

E

U

S -🥤

Je vois ce que tu fais. Tu penses être si intelligent, n'est-ce pas?

Oh are you being held captive by fucking subway seat hfjone? thas crazy. You ever thought of coping? or putting him in a tiny cage? they put that dog kid in a cage in here. it's weird. -🧫

...that's not me, i dont know who it is and they're scaring me...this is scary... -💺

...Je te fais peur...?

why are you the only guy who speaks english what. uhhh put it in a cage. -🧫

i don't know. i think it likes me. thats why im allowed to speak english.

...Je suis vraiment désolé...

there's no fucking way -🧫

Moisissure. J'en ai de vagues souvenirs...

Peu importe. Subway Seat m'a sauvé!

oui oui bagget or whatever -🧫

C'est 'baguette', pas 'bagget'. Subway Seat ne sera pas content.

man just put my fucking fries in the bag. what are you even on about?? -🧫

C'est une secte- Eh- Non! Je- Je veux dire, ce n'est pas un restaurant...

all I got was restaurant. you that tooth paste guy or soemthing? -🧫

LAISSE-MOI SORTIR D'ICI! S'IL VOUS PLAÎT! -📻

Tais-toi, Julien. N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous offre tout ce dont nous avons besoin.

Dawg... no hablo french or whatever the fuck... and I'm not translating that no matter how badly the others want to. You keep talking france tho. Real shit or whatever. -🧫

necesitas liberarlo. Ya nadie puede hablar ingles... -🥤

Et moi qui pensais que tu étais de notre côté, Bryce... N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous a sauvés!

ingles sounds like shingles. And I ain't got those so uhh... no shingles... -🧫

F

R

E

E

U

S -🥤

Je vois ce que tu fais. Tu penses être si intelligent, n'est-ce pas?

Oh are you being held captive by fucking subway seat hfjone? thas crazy. You ever thought of coping? or putting him in a tiny cage? they put that dog kid in a cage in here. it's weird. -🧫

...that's not me, i dont know who it is and they're scaring me...this is scary... -💺

...Je te fais peur...?

there's no fucking way -🧫

Moisissure. J'en ai de vagues souvenirs...

Peu importe. Subway Seat m'a sauvé!

oui oui bagget or whatever -🧫

C'est 'baguette', pas 'bagget'. Subway Seat ne sera pas content.

man just put my fucking fries in the bag. what are you even on about?? -🧫

C'est une secte- Eh- Non! Je- Je veux dire, ce n'est pas un restaurant...

all I got was restaurant. you that tooth paste guy or soemthing? -🧫

LAISSE-MOI SORTIR D'ICI! S'IL VOUS PLAÎT! -📻

Tais-toi, Julien. N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous offre tout ce dont nous avons besoin.

Dawg... no hablo french or whatever the fuck... and I'm not translating that no matter how badly the others want to. You keep talking france tho. Real shit or whatever. -🧫

necesitas liberarlo. Ya nadie puede hablar ingles... -🥤

Et moi qui pensais que tu étais de notre côté, Bryce... N'es-tu pas plus heureux maintenant? Subway Seat nous a sauvés!

ingles sounds like shingles. And I ain't got those so uhh... no shingles... -🧫

F

R

E

E

U

S -🥤

Je vois ce que tu fais. Tu penses être si intelligent, n'est-ce pas?