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Ren is my favorite content creator. He's gorgeous, he's a geek, he's a theater kid, his world building is amazing, he's adored by lesbians, he accidentally doxed himself on stream once, he "yes and"ed himself into a queer situationship with someone he barely knew at the time (Martyn), he's a furry, he's a king, he's a pirate captain, he's a wet dog and a boyfailer, he's got the undying loyalty of a married man with two daughters (Martyn), he's a freak, he's the coolest person we know, there is NOBODY doing it like this man
no guys i fucking miss the stupid rivalry martyn and tommy had in rats smp s1 🙏🙏🙏 i love the fact that tommy drowned technically but in canon he died because martyn pushed him off the fuckin balcony 🙏🙏🙏 i wish there was more of it🙏🙏🙏 the one off line about tommy potentially being martyns son makes it 10x funnier bc bro got poisoned by and started beefing with his son or some shit idk man
Sausage (in the video Martyn's watching): Oh, the lore..do you guys what they-what their ship name is? Jojo, Shelby, and InfiniteDrift: No? Sausage: Oh, it's called treebark. Martyn: (slamming pause on the video) (laughing confusedly) Wait, what? Why's he talking about treebar--ah? (reading chat) "There's been a containment breach." I don't even know that much about treebark. I'm aware of the two people involved in it--me being one of them--but--I-I don't dwell in that part of-of Tumblr, I'll be real. Apparently Sausage does!
all minecraft roleplayers know how to do is exile, geopolitical commentary, block infection, and gay divorce
AND DONT FORGET COURT CASE!!!
snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong