Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

I respect your wrong opinion

oh my god and it's a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon

you would undo God's punishment?

incredible

Everyone has their opinions on Avatar: The Legend of Korra but can we take a moment to take in how amazingly random the cast is??

Nickelodeon really went and called EVERYONE in their contacts and cast the first 20 people that responded back

From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine...........

sees earth's biggest animal: huh. that is big

Not only is it Earth's biggest animal, it's (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!

Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!

being sleepy is part of my personality

mutuals if i was a cat and i meowed at u, would u meow back at me? be honest

when brains r like "today i will not brain" my brother in christ you are a brain

this went from 13K to 15K in two days flat, is everybody... okay?

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

I just wanna go to the beach at night and listen to the waves with you next to me

"id like a hamburger..........................with cheese" well you're getting staples

conversation with my surgeon after I hit my head on a windowsill

I got somethins to say

i already fED you

IRRELEVANT

Tiny cast

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