HES A NICE MAN! YEAH, BUT HES COOL!

HE’S LUPIN THE THIRD. HE SMILES.

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*I don't know if it's any good but man Luffy is just so hard to write lol 😭 idk if I did this request any justice 😭*

Need a mafia boss to see me on the street and become obsessed with me and bring me flowers at my job

I imagine it like this: he's a big time gangster, rugged and cruel most of the time, he's hasn't really tried relationships bc he knows they won't work with his job.

And then he's being chauffered around town and he's bored, gazing out the window and when we get a stop sign, there i am, just standing on the corner in a cute little dress, waiting for the bus. He only sees me for a few seconds, but it feels like a lifetime. He's trying to memorize everything about me as the car rolls away, and he can't stop thinking about me.

So he goes searching for me. Has some of his goons look for a chubby woman who he vaguely remembers, and they come back with photos but none of them are me and he's frustrated. Finally, after what feels like years, one of his workers finds me and he's ecstatic.

He finds out my name, my job, where i live, my family, even the name of my cat. He makes a plan, consults with a few coworkers he trusts, trying to decide how to meet me. He decides to find a dog that is sick and needs veterinary attention, bc he knows i work at a vet. He makes sure everything lines up so he can meet me, and when i enter the room he feels his heart race, he's never felt like this before.

I'm sweet, I'm kind, im beautiful, he's smitten. Doesn't make a move on me then and there but he does go through with the appointment, trying to talk to me casually.

Later on, he sends flowers as a "thank you" to the "office", but he thanks me personally on the card. Then he caters some food to go there, something he knows I'll like. And then he just keeps sending things and attaching notes to me personally, hoping that I'll start to like him. His latest note has his phone number on it, asking if we could talk in private as opposed to him continuing to send letters.

Imagine his joy when I text him, when we start talking, late night texts and phone calls, getting to know each other. He adores me, loves talking to me, hearing my voice. He asks to take me on a date, excited when i accept. He tries to make it as normal as possible, but things can only be so normal woth body guards and 5 star service.

And he tries to hide his job, but he's just too suspicious. Comes around with blood splatters on his clothes. V suspicious man

black reader discourse…

I am quite frankly, very tired of seeing posts complaining about ‘hood’ Y/Ns and all of you coming out of the woodwork to proclaim that you don’t act this way and it’s disgusting to act this way and you hate fics where the reader wears wigs or acrylics or says the N-word and how all of these are just an inaccurate representation of our community. this is just very coon like behavior and is giving pick me.

yall know very well that fics including black women didn’t even exist until very recently. i’m grateful for every fic written whether it’s bad or good. either way they are contributing to the growth of a very niche community and helping establishing our presence here on this app. i’ve been on this app for like 12 years and I remember in the very early days when fics first started including black mc’s. no matter how the black mc was represented there would still be people in the mentions/comments like ‘eww gross you n***** why did you write this?’ or ‘this fic is so good but why is she black?’. we were quite literally fighting for our right to exist on this app.

hood culture is, like it or not, a big part of the black community and it’s not all negative. it’s a cultural movement that spawned from us being barred from white spaces and seen as the ‘inferior’ race no matter how we presented ourselves. hood girls deserve to see themselves in fiction just like everyone else. they deserve love without the implication that they need to imitate others/change themselves to seem more ‘civilized’. they aren’t bad people just because you don’t share the same style, vocab, interests and hobbies as they do.

whenever you bring this up you are giving non black people a free pass to insert themselves and say ‘yes omg so ghetto’. there are enough people against us. i would never help facilitate a conversation which further criticizes our community. especially when it’s related to very real people whose experiences you are trying to devalue.

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

Are you ready for the Revolution?!

Our POs are now open!

Whitebeard x female reader- little one

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"Oh fuck Edward you're huge!" You sob as his cock pierced into your sloppy pussy, strong calloused fingers digging into your plush thighs. Whitebeard laughs deeply, the sound so intense it vibrates through your skin to your core. You gasp at the sound but it only makes him laugh harder. "Is that so little one? Even at your size it's still hard for you to take me hmm?" You groaned as your head fell back to his chest.

Vista has big tits, big hair and an even bigger p-p-personality!

Telling Them “I’ll be a disgusting whore for you.” Headcanons

Characters: Shanks, Zoro & Ace

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@hellish-heart-ships reshared your original request on my new blog 🥰

Shanks

Pet Name Headcanon List

18+! Marco x female reader- song bird

*pretty proud of this mini drabble lol it's been a while since I wrote for Marco lol

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“What’s wrong with my pretty songbird?” Marco coos softly into your ear, nipping the shell making you whine before his lips move lower to bite at your neck. “She doesn’t want to sing for me anymore. I think she might be broken.” Marco’s voice teases as he bites you a bit harder till you gasp, but not enough to draw blood just enough to get a reaction out of you. “Please baby ~ won’t you sing for me. I love the song you sing just for me.” Marco pleads and you try to hold in your sounds but when he pulls all the way out of your cunt just to slam back in at full force you have no choice but to do as he wishes. 

SugarDaddy!Kizaru.

Contains: Fingering. Hand kink.

SugarDaddy!Kizaru adores his sweet girl. While he wanted to repeatedly buy your love and spoil you with gifts and money, he loved the fact that you went and spent more time with him rather than ask for his money every time you’d meet up.

SugarDaddy!Kizaru genuinely loved those cute little outfits you wore for him everyday. You think he didn’t notice how much skimpier they got with each passing day, but he did. The shorter your dress got, the more his eyes would scan over your sweetened figure. An occasional hand grazing against your ass became more of a common occurrence.

Urgh… woman…

Whoever wrote this, slayed so hard with all these statements, truer words have never been spoken