Dream a Little Dream of Me…Getting Absolutely Railed by My Giant Stuffed Teddy Bear.

Plushies!Joel x F!Reader

Idk if anybody remembers but I had written a blurb about Plushies!Joel dreaming about Giant Teddy coming to life and fucking reader. The post got flagged so I don’t remember exactly what was on it, however I decided to re-write something based on it again. 

Warnings: Freaky Shit. Giant Studded Teddy bear comes to life and fucks you. heavy breeding kink. Cuck!Joel. Masturbation. Pregnant sex, riding, doggy and missionary style besties we do it all. sex dream. dub to non con if you count sleeping Joel fucking awake reader.

18+ ONLY

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“You ever tried taking melatonin?”

Joel rolled his eyes. Jesus, all he wanted to do was rant to his brother about his sleep problems, not be prescribed some drug—

“—they sell it in gummy form. Aint a drug.”

—Alright fine, some mythical gummy bear, that will help him sleep.

“S’fine.”

“They’re pretty good. Got different flavors—“

“It ain’t the gummy bit I care about. I’m a grown man. Can swallow a regular pill.”

“Then try it.”

So that’s how Joel found himself shrugging down two fairly large sized pills, gulping it down with a glass of water.

Can you imagine drunk Joel comes home, and all he is thinking about is you?

Other guys come home drunk and just want to get a blow job, but Joel? He's having a genuine painful dilema: he wants both your bushy pussy and your titties in his mouth. But he can't have it all at once! And he's so distressed and whimpering like which one is it? Which to start? As soon as he has one on his lips, he's already craving the other...and he's just tossing you around in a frenzy of hunger and lust and desperation. Wondering why can't your titties be closer to the bush...

Joel has simple needs ok?

ITS A LOVE NIP, wifey swears! Hunger and horny cravings can blend when you're guzzling milkshakes then throatpies immediately after!

Unfortunately for you, that was the last time you saw Mini Big Joel Down South for over a week to "heal".

Yeah I mean... if we're basing off both video game Joel and Pedro Joel... that thing just bulging for no reason.... 24/7. Its consistent. It's... there. Constantly.

Can vouch for Pedro Joel especially.

Our other prevailing theory is (pedro) Joel just doesn't wear underwear. Hes just straight jean's cockin it.

Yes yes! i actually have most of it completed (ironically it's just their first 👉👌 scene that I haven't finished yet!). No ETA but its coming.

Thank you for asking 😊

Joel Miller wishlist checklist for season 2:

He was pup Joely then wild Joely who ate out of cold soup cans and then wifey adopted him, pat his grumpy growling head and said "who's a good boy?? You are! Such a good booyyyy!!" Rolled on his back for belly scritches And suddenly became re domesticated as a househusband with an apron.

Would you be interested in marrying me...