The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

Really? Last time *I* recall the moment you jumped on the bed the floor broke under your monstrous eldritch horror weight you gelatinous overinflated BEAST

You’d know a lot about gelatin, wouldn’t you, big back…

ACTUALLY. GELATIN IS MADE OUT OF BONES, SOMETHING I'M SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SINCE THEY'RE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR MOUNTAINS AND HILLS WORTH OF ROLLS YOU FOUL HUMONGOUS PLANET

SPEAKING OF ROLLS, YOUR ROLLS ARE REGISTERED ROADS FOR THE ANTS AND COCKROACHES. YOU WOULDNT KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS BUILT LIKE A HUMUNGOUS PLANET.

GO THREE SECONDS WITHOUT THINKING OF ROLLS YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO. FFEEE FIII FOE FUMMM WHATS THE NEXT THING I WANNA PUT IN MY TUM TUM??? IF AN ANT WAS EVEN IN YOUR GENERAL LOCATION IT'D IMMEDIATELY GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR GIANT GRAVITATIONAL PULL. YOU'VE KILLED THE SURROUNDING AREA TATER, HOW DO YOU FEEL? TYPING ALL THIS OUT WITH YOUR BOOMING FUCKING FINGERS PROBABLY COLLAPSED FIVE BUILDINGS IN EUROPE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YPU. THE SCIENTISTS HAD TO COME UP WITH THE IDEAS OF SOLAR AND LUNAR ECLIPSES BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOUR FATASS LOSES BALANCE YOU BLOCK THE SUN. YOURE ONLY BRINGING UP THE SURROUNDING AREA BECAUSE YOURE DEVASTATED THAT YOU CANT EAT ANYTHING IN YOUR VICINITY. SPEAKING OF GRAVITATIONAL PULLS, THE ANTS ARENT THE ONLY THING BEING PULLED AWAY BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY WHOLE DESKTOP MOVE TOWARDS YOUR GENERAL VICINITY.

EVERY TIME YOU HUFF AND YOU PUFF AN EARTHQUAKE HITS; EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE WE GET A NEW TORNADO; EVERY TIME YOU BURP YOU CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING. DONT TRY ME MR GODZILLA.

I'm going to have sex with your mother

what????

And your father

I give up, love you Emil

The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

Really? Last time *I* recall the moment you jumped on the bed the floor broke under your monstrous eldritch horror weight you gelatinous overinflated BEAST

You’d know a lot about gelatin, wouldn’t you, big back…

ACTUALLY. GELATIN IS MADE OUT OF BONES, SOMETHING I'M SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SINCE THEY'RE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR MOUNTAINS AND HILLS WORTH OF ROLLS YOU FOUL HUMONGOUS PLANET

SPEAKING OF ROLLS, YOUR ROLLS ARE REGISTERED ROADS FOR THE ANTS AND COCKROACHES. YOU WOULDNT KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS BUILT LIKE A HUMUNGOUS PLANET.

GO THREE SECONDS WITHOUT THINKING OF ROLLS YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO. FFEEE FIII FOE FUMMM WHATS THE NEXT THING I WANNA PUT IN MY TUM TUM??? IF AN ANT WAS EVEN IN YOUR GENERAL LOCATION IT'D IMMEDIATELY GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR GIANT GRAVITATIONAL PULL. YOU'VE KILLED THE SURROUNDING AREA TATER, HOW DO YOU FEEL? TYPING ALL THIS OUT WITH YOUR BOOMING FUCKING FINGERS PROBABLY COLLAPSED FIVE BUILDINGS IN EUROPE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YPU. THE SCIENTISTS HAD TO COME UP WITH THE IDEAS OF SOLAR AND LUNAR ECLIPSES BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOUR FATASS LOSES BALANCE YOU BLOCK THE SUN. YOURE ONLY BRINGING UP THE SURROUNDING AREA BECAUSE YOURE DEVASTATED THAT YOU CANT EAT ANYTHING IN YOUR VICINITY. SPEAKING OF GRAVITATIONAL PULLS, THE ANTS ARENT THE ONLY THING BEING PULLED AWAY BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY WHOLE DESKTOP MOVE TOWARDS YOUR GENERAL VICINITY.

EVERY TIME YOU HUFF AND YOU PUFF AN EARTHQUAKE HITS; EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE WE GET A NEW TORNADO; EVERY TIME YOU BURP YOU CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING. DONT TRY ME MR GODZILLA.

I'm going to have sex with your mother

what????

The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

Really? Last time *I* recall the moment you jumped on the bed the floor broke under your monstrous eldritch horror weight you gelatinous overinflated BEAST

You’d know a lot about gelatin, wouldn’t you, big back…

ACTUALLY. GELATIN IS MADE OUT OF BONES, SOMETHING I'M SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SINCE THEY'RE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR MOUNTAINS AND HILLS WORTH OF ROLLS YOU FOUL HUMONGOUS PLANET

SPEAKING OF ROLLS, YOUR ROLLS ARE REGISTERED ROADS FOR THE ANTS AND COCKROACHES. YOU WOULDNT KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS BUILT LIKE A HUMUNGOUS PLANET.

GO THREE SECONDS WITHOUT THINKING OF ROLLS YOU HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO. FFEEE FIII FOE FUMMM WHATS THE NEXT THING I WANNA PUT IN MY TUM TUM??? IF AN ANT WAS EVEN IN YOUR GENERAL LOCATION IT'D IMMEDIATELY GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR GIANT GRAVITATIONAL PULL. YOU'VE KILLED THE SURROUNDING AREA TATER, HOW DO YOU FEEL? TYPING ALL THIS OUT WITH YOUR BOOMING FUCKING FINGERS PROBABLY COLLAPSED FIVE BUILDINGS IN EUROPE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YPU. THE SCIENTISTS HAD TO COME UP WITH THE IDEAS OF SOLAR AND LUNAR ECLIPSES BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOUR FATASS LOSES BALANCE YOU BLOCK THE SUN. YOURE ONLY BRINGING UP THE SURROUNDING AREA BECAUSE YOURE DEVASTATED THAT YOU CANT EAT ANYTHING IN YOUR VICINITY. SPEAKING OF GRAVITATIONAL PULLS, THE ANTS ARENT THE ONLY THING BEING PULLED AWAY BECAUSE I CAN FEEL MY WHOLE DESKTOP MOVE TOWARDS YOUR GENERAL VICINITY.

EVERY TIME YOU HUFF AND YOU PUFF AN EARTHQUAKE HITS; EVERY TIME YOU SNEEZE WE GET A NEW TORNADO; EVERY TIME YOU BURP YOU CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING. DONT TRY ME MR GODZILLA.

The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

Really? Last time *I* recall the moment you jumped on the bed the floor broke under your monstrous eldritch horror weight you gelatinous overinflated BEAST

You’d know a lot about gelatin, wouldn’t you, big back…

ACTUALLY. GELATIN IS MADE OUT OF BONES, SOMETHING I'M SURE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SINCE THEY'RE CRUSHED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF YOUR MOUNTAINS AND HILLS WORTH OF ROLLS YOU FOUL HUMONGOUS PLANET

SPEAKING OF ROLLS, YOUR ROLLS ARE REGISTERED ROADS FOR THE ANTS AND COCKROACHES. YOU WOULDNT KNOW A LOT ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE YOUR STOMACH IS BUILT LIKE A HUMUNGOUS PLANET.

The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

Really? Last time *I* recall the moment you jumped on the bed the floor broke under your monstrous eldritch horror weight you gelatinous overinflated BEAST

You’d know a lot about gelatin, wouldn’t you, big back…

I thought kindness was key

The bed is going to buckle under your gargantuan weight.

boothill is a chronic picker upper so if yall make out you bet ur bottom dollar u wrapping ur legs around his waist every time, otherwise he will force them there.

Nah, I genuinely find the idea of hand-feeding Boothill bullets, like you would feed a horse some sugar cubes, fucking hilarious but surprisingly wholesome. It's like giving a dog a treat for good behavior. Since he munches on them out of boredome, having a handful of them in your pocket is actually quite useful. You want him to do something he would rather not do? Just tell him you've got some new, crunchy bullets for him to try and he'll be there, grumbling and frowning yet listening to you diligently.

He would actually lean down and take them from the palm of your hand with his teeth, too. Boothill knows it makes you giggle every time, so he's always ready to do the most boring shit for your sake if it means you'll smile for him.

Honkai’s scooby snacks

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

I’m not taking any chances with this one :^

Please no, I cannot afford artblock for that long.

yeah ima need to NOT have artblock either, tyvm :,D

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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