Something Almost Nice, Doused in Horror

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

is lou bega poly though

i like that the name nuzlocke stuck. like the original thing was just called hard mode but it featured a nuzleaf named after locke from lost and to this day its still called a nuzlocke. theres even variations like wonderlocke. like the locke part became a suffix. i like that. i really like how words happen

thats him

oh dear. pour one out for @staff today folks

(for those of you who have been living under a rock since late 2019, automattic owns tumblr)

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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

trying to forget s2e4

RIP Helly you would've loved murder

fuck it everyone tell me about one fanfic which has changed your brain chemistry

Guys I just refreshed the site and everyone's profile pics went round

someone could probably make a "who do you think took your boobs?" edit out of this with discord making its server icons squarer

hair silky like tofu

ass firm like another kind of tofu

#Tits moderate firm yet jiggly like a third kind of tofu

Today at work a man I was helping showed me his phone and said, “I’m looking for a style like this” to show me a ring he wanted but his thumb hit the screen when it was facing me and it flipped to a picture of Avengers themed butt plugs and I laughed so hard I had to lie down.

It’s funny you should say that because as he grappled with the overwhelming embarrassment of having shown a fine jewelry associate a picture of Avengers themed butt plugs I was trying to be like, “Really, it’s okay, you picked the right person here to show this too, I used to sell sex toys, I’m not offended, this is just the funniest thing to ever happen to me here.”

He did eventually come around to the hilarity side of the equation. He got a ring and a we both got a great story.