BEATRICE SHE/THEY/IT

just saw two 12 year olds walk by, one holding a watermelon bong and the other holding a camp stove. i fucking love seattle

smelling the most rank weed i have ever smelt rn. just some bad bad shit.

they walked by me. cast me suspicious looks. and then set up very obviously in some bushes. love that these middle schoolers think i’m not a narc

i can see them fucking taking rips this is killing me. should i go ask for a hit

they’re fucking smoking playdoh over there

asked about it and one of them said “we’ve been getting real innovate recently” the kids are fucking alright

asked about the camp stove and one of them said “i don’t even know i am so fucked up”

i was genuinely publicly fucking crying in this park before those kids showed up. now i’ll be fucking over the moon for the rest of the night. they’re like angels. little stoner engineer angels.

well we’re doing this again with what should probably be the last time for a good while sicne i should be getting my pell grant (about 2.5k) towards the end of january and school will be starting up again meaning i’ll be getting my good ol full gi bill, but in the meantime i’m running out of food and i’m out of pellets for tater tot, plus need to pay the rest of my rent and my utilities, plus hospital bills, and i am almost completely maxed out on the two credit cards i’ve been using for everything and we are still in debt plus about three cents in our bank account so all together

hospital bill for something i forgot- 32

another hospital bill - 32

utilities- 64

second payment of rent- 300

tater tot’s pellets- 16

us grabbing groceries- 100ish

and the rest would go towards the debt which is about 1k with credit cards/rent arrears from places we’ve never lived in but again too much for a lawyer but i’m just gonna be attempting to use the pell grant for that. we do need to get it all paid off so our credit score is passable sicne we NEED to move out when our lease ends due to extreme safety concerns due to family/exes

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please reblog :]

oh yeah our shit is overdrafted despite us clicking no on overdraft when we made our bank account but eh

0/430

also i am legitimately about to lose my mind over this as we are pretty much almost out of food and i need to get tater tot new pellets and i haven’t been able to sleep at all tonight so i’m probably gonna be annoying about this sorry

20/430 yay i can get tater tot’s pellets :}

30/430

hey i still need to pay my utility/second portion of rent so please reblo

i’m gonna try and donate my plasma tomorrow for some extra money but in the meantime i’m hardcore struggling so help please

please reblog :}

hey we are almost completely out of food and we still need to pay those two bills so uh please reblog, even five dollars helps

Violence is always the answer when your opponent has no conscience.

kinda uncomfortable how ppl cant celebrate black trans women unless they are superduperhyperfeminine with 19 layers of makeup + expensive surgeries/weaves/dresses and looking like theyre going to walk the red carpet every day

That part.

cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

grug: grug must paint every hair on buffalo in realistic detail

thog: grug can chill out, audience know what buffalo look like. just do one line like thog

thog: cave painting world no longer look for photorealism. expression of form and movement is new frontier

grug: but then how will grug demonstrate high level of skill? grug have art degree

thog: any caveman represent buffalo as it is. grug must represent what it means to grug

grug: hm. this will challenge grug. but grug enjoy rising to occasion

pants are a different color than the vest - 0/10

I must clarify. it's not illegal for the vest to be another color but it IS illegal to combine navy with black like this while trying to match colors

we should kill him?

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

recently in the middle of a bdsm scene, i was about to gag my gf with a bit, and asked them 'sweetheart, do you have anything to say while you still can?'

and my gf, the most unhinged brat on earth, leaned in real close and answered 'yes daddy... i was DB cooper'

in light of recent events i would like to bring back this gem in honor of my wife (we got gay married)

this post made my roommate and I go on a wiki-dive of tiddlywinks the other night and become exposed to perhaps the most enraging paragraph I've ever encountered

fuck off. no they don't

sorry for not tagging you initially, truly I deserved to have my winks hornswoggled for such a slight

whateverr

as a plains bison, I believe you should be able to share holes, mounds, piles, and other topological features through the internet; it would make the experience much more enriching for myself and other ice-age megafauna like moose.

periodd

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

High fives all around, friends. If we’ve accomplished nothing else today, we still have this.

I feel the need to add this

Death Of The Author is out, Bullying Of The Author Out Of A Forum About Their Own Work is in

Being homeless is traumatizing.

Homeless people are completely justified in being violent, drug addicted, or mentally ill.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk is an evil monster because he can be.