You know, as the concept of “zombifying fungi” becomes more and more popular, I notice it still referred to everywhere as like a “brain parasite.” So I guess a lot of people overlooked or forgot how in 2019 it was discovered that cordyceps and other similar fungal parasites leave the brain and nervous system completely untouched. They only control the muscles. They use chemical signals to make the muscles flex in real time where they want to go :)

It’s funny how many people are replying “but that’s worse!” like you didn’t know that’s exactly why I put a smiley

Do you want a big sister?~ A big sister with balls churning full of warm thick nutsludge? A big sister who wouldn't be afraid to sit you on her cock on public transport or slide her hand up your skirt in a restaurant? Perhaps you wouldn't mind having a big sister who pulls you by the hair and birdfeeds shot after shot of alcohol down your throat in full french kisses. I'll be your big sister <3 I'll hold the vape pen against your lips and hold your nose so you have to take so much weed into your system that you green out. I'll ruin your holes and leave you missing your big sister deep inside you. My DMs are open to wanting little sisters <3

into great silence

starting a collection #blackmold

GIRLIES WHATTTTTTTTTTTT!

They are going to shut down this app

On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball

He was keeping the mantis updated on the number of outs, too

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

Listen, nobody on earth is as superstitious as baseball players. My man knows better than to be impolite to the good luck charm that decided to grace him with its presence.

I chuckled, snorted even

Explained Minecraft weight to someone today

Younger sis who’s obsessed with her older sister’s pussy. She nuzzles her face into it at night, waking her up with tentative licks in the morning. Her sister pretends to be annoyed, rolling her eyes when she becomes conscious enough to realise her little sis has done it again.

But she lets her sleep in her room. Her little sister whines and humps her thigh, gropes her tits as she sleeps. Hitting puberty is hard, big sis is just glad she’s not annoying anymore, arguing and hiding her makeup. But now her little sister is obsessed and in love with her, shoving her face in perfectly shaven, fake tanned pits and inhaling deeply.

Whatever.

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

“I don’t learn this in school :(“

Hey here’s a question what steps have you taken to increase your education and knowledge since graduating?

12 years is not nearly enough time to teach you everything to know about the world, especially when the starting point is “a says ah” and “1+1=2” and “rain comes from clouds.”

There are people who spend their whole lives in pursuit of knowledge and do not run out of stuff to learn. If you want to be well-informed and knowledgeable as an adult you have to actually make your continued education a priority. The library is free, thousands on online resources are accessible to all, and somewhere near you is an affordable museum or culture center or zoo or art display that can give you information you didn’t know.

everyone's favorite blink-and-you'll-miss-them* npcs from the new webtoon

[Sandra Lynn (and Baxter!) Faeth, Bud Cubby, Bucky Applebees, Aelwyn Abernant, Biz Glitterdew, and Torek Railgrinder]

*by which i really mean, "named npcs from the show that we don't get a good look at"