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Very christmassy for July but I felt it needed snow
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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply
- "how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post
- "_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior
- "woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares
- "and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.
- "and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all
- ".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity
this is prime proof that this ENTIRE WEBSITE is autistic because nowhere else would a no tags post that's just an informative list about slang get this much traction.
anyway more addittions
- “30-50 wild hogs” for someone making ABSURD excuses for violence.
- “what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament” for how do you know that without being a part of it.
- “anyone in this thread smoke weed” for the shit you people are saying is so off topic this might as well be a general discussion forum
- “dogs are boys and cats are girls” for ooh ur mindset did not grow past 4th grade, huh
- “color theory in a childrens hospital” for bending over backwards to not agree that YEA, that thing Came Off Weird
- “you are a tar pit” for someone finding any reason to respond with outrage.
- “is the __ in the room with us right now?” for I Don’t Think That’s Real.
- “bean soup? im allergic to beans!” for ik this doesn’t work for you, but that’s not a flaw. not everything can be for you.
- “people irl: hey man hows it going” for this will Never Matter irl
Don't forget "and then everybody clapped" for calling "fake" on a heartwarming story about getting to put someone in their place with a sick burn
Reblogged malt-o-meat
Been a really long time since I've watched Daredevil but I do remember coming away from it feeling like it presented a pretty compelling internally-consistent moral justification for the vigilante thing. You're not planet-crackingly powerful, it's just that you can hear, in detail, every awful thing your neighbors are doing to each other, every night that they're doing it. You can't not know and you can't pretend not to know and when the kid tells you the next day that he just fell down the stairs you can't fall back on the provided ambiguity to absolve yourself of your responsibility to act. Semi-relatedly, you're really really good at martial arts. Start the clock
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the way we’re literally watching matt slip into desperate insanity right now is so fucking delicious. everything is falling apart for him but he’s also putting everything together and it’s driving him insane and he’s being such a fucking idiot dumbass who doesn’t know how to ask for help. he’s actively ruining heather’s life because he’s a shitty uncommunicative partner and he’s ruining kirsten’s life because he’s being an uncooperative business partner and he’s ruining cherry’s life because he’s impossible to babysit. most character character ever. thank you daredevil born again writers i owe you my life
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do we think matt even realised it was wilson fisk he was taking a bullet for or was he reliving the same night foggy got shot all over again, except this time daredevil got there fast enough to stop it?
he saved his arch nemesis but he couldn't save his best friend.
he got shot on the same side as foggy.
the showrunners are sick.
