my chemical aromantic

my chemical romance really waited for the april 2nd so that fans don't have to worry it's some april fools joke

Girl help the 25 second long video got me physically shaking

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

Occasionally someone will bring a new post into the ecosystem, and those days are VERY exciting. ENRICHMENT!

does anyone like. know what's going on

terfs posting their Ls

its nice to see stuff like this because it reminds you that theyre actually the weird ones. their rhetoric just relies on them portraying themselves as "voices of the people" fighting for what no one else will stand up for, despite most people probably thinking their behavior is embarrassing and not worth it. open terfs, racists, nazis, homophobes, misogynists, general transphobes- are all just extremely pissed off and angry minorities that make it everyone else's problem as much as they possibly can so that they seem bigger than they are. that doesnt mean they arent dangerous, it just means we can win. we've got a fighting chance against these losers.

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

…. For now

theyare friends. :)

FEAST doesn’t have quotation marks like the other ones… what are they cooking?

MCR THEORY TIME

also, would just like to let yall know in case yall havent looked, since i think its actually REALLY important for something.

The "more available tickets on April 4th" thing has SO MUCH MORE DEPTH.

first off, geoff rickly (singer for thursday, i know they've worked together but not much beyond that) posted this on his instagram:

And before i even begin my thoughts on that, I did go ahead and check the ticketmaster website (if things have changed, my apologies i did this at like 4am).

I have tickets for Jersey, but I got my mom tickets for LA once i could afford to get more, and we live in Wisconsin, making the traveling aspect a bit hard. She was thinking she could sell the LA ones and hope that either chicago or seattle (we've got family there) had affordable tickets. When I was checking the ticketmaster, the ONLY thing that had changed was a notification for the Jersey show:

First off, tickets freeing up because they know how much SPACE production requires. The word production just in general being associated with the tour is beyond wild and exciting. initially it was just like "oh what does that mean oooo" kind of thing but with this post? like it is just more confirmation that it is going to be HUGE. HOWEVER, why would this ONLY effect the Jersey show? like i get that they are from NJ,and assumably go to hardest for their show there, but the fact that seating was so impacted by the size of production means that SOMETHING HUGE HUGE HAS to happen at the NJ show. like they wouldn't just release an entire new general sale for 20 tickets. I think its LIKELY at least an entire section. I could go look at the seating charts for what they have available vs the overall venue and confirm, but man. something is gonna full on blow up. Maybe album drop dare i say???

Again, still in class, but i get done in 5 mins, and even though im pretty busy today, i am absolutely going to go insane tonight and get something better strung together, both lore/story wise and actual tour/album stuff (and maybe i'll finally get around to fully composing a crack theory that EVERY mcr album is all part of one bigger story

Okay so for international followers who aren't aware, election season in Australia is basically the biggest comedy event of the decade. Australian culture does NOT tolerate people who try to big up themselves or rock the boat, so a bunch of billionaires and politicians suddenly appearing everywhere claiming how great they are is basically painting a giant target on their backs to be mocked, tarred and feathered.

This is so much the case that the Australian national broadcaster The ABC used to even have a whole running series during elections where they would send out fake journalists to mock politicians and crash their events to spread chaos which was one of the highest rating shows on TV.

Pranks included trying to replace the microphones at press packs with baguettes and seeing how long it takes the politicians to realise, a kid cracking an egg on a neo-nazi's head, and a comedian chasing the Prime Minister down the street with a chainsaw.

Obviously politicians didn't like this so eventually the show was pulled from TV, but that just left a giant hole for the internet to fill where a bunch of pranksters untethered by TV standards now turn up to all political events trying to clown on the politicians.

At the last election, the national clowning included a remix of the Prime Minister's debate into a song called "coal makes me cum" which cut up the Prime Minister's words to make it sound like he jerks off to fossil fuels (the guy one famously brought a lump of coal into parliament to show off how much he loves it, so it was deserved).

This song ended up getting over a million streams and hit number one in the charts during the election. Not only that it even got enough write in votes for the Hottest 100 (our national yearly song poll that's a huge event in Australia) that it ended up ranking despite not being in the official voting list and as a result the national broadcaster had to play it on air.

The song made a laughing stock out of Scott Morrison, the Prime Minister at the time, and he and his government were absolutely annihilated on election day.

As for the second one, we inadvertently informed a bunch of people about the next election announcement yesterday when we joked about it on a poll about cum (see previous reblog). Apologies if this is how any of you are now learning about the election.

you guys will never guess what our entry to Eurovision this year is about

Why are we like this

video 165 has been revealed. and now it says 166.

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Did the dog fucking eat the other guys

breakfast monkey specifically as cute monkey keychains!

(these were custom made by kiwiilulu on etsy if youd like to support them!)

the dog eating instead of the three humans on the room. the bourgeoisie treating their dogs better than they treat people they see as inferior, part of the proletariat, subhuman.

DOES ANYBODY CARE