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aemondrivers -> princerenly
going back 2 my roots sorry! but renly baratheon you will always be famous <3
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jon snow at politics: Sam my close personal friend Sam who would die for me just rigged the nights watch lord commander election for me because he is charismatic and good at talking to various different oppositional factions of the watch to get them to support me which is the only reason I have the power I do. What should I do with an ally that has that skillset? Exile him to wizard school against his will on the other end of the continent by himself for multiple years🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️I should only allow my enemies who want to kill me near me☝️
jon snow at municipal loan negotiation for some goddamn reason:
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The Prince of Dragonflies loved Jenny of Oldstones so much he cast aside a crown, and Westeros paid the price in corpses.
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very nearly ran out of time but it's still the ides of marsh baby, beware <3
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game of thrones is what it is artistically but. they put something in this one shot it fucks
sorry for not including you this shot. they used up 100% of all their swag on 2 shots in s2 but honestly kind of worth it
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Anonymous asked:
Which muppet name will Edmure totally give his kid?
Gonzo since thats where they’re going in that trebuchet anyways
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Jon Snows chapters in A Dance with Dragons stress me tf out
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Anonymous asked:
i think rhaneyras real curse was team green mvp tyland “econ degree” lannister
She may have gouged his eyes out and cut his dick off and flayed him and mutilated him and got his twin brother killed at war but they were just never gonna stop that man from doing economics. Played three cup shuffle with the entire treasury like singlehandedly setting up Rhaenyra’s downfall, refused to fold after she did all that to him, and then crawled on the dungeon after the war was over to be like hey I really did want this eight year old boy dead but I will do economics for him and then cemented long term stability after the war. They made him hand of the king and he immediately started eight different public works projects and giving out infrastructure loans. He knows keynesian ball. 🐐🐐🐐
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the theme of dreamfyre for herself and her riders is simply that you cannot outfly rot and that even a dragon cannot save women from westerosi gender violence and i think about her name and the hundreds of thousands of miles she flew with rhaena searching and searching for home and daughters and meaning and the years spent stabled in the dragonpit as helaena was consumed by her grief and solitude and then her eventual death madly trying to break free of her bonds as the pit was stormed, crashing into the great stone dome, and being crushed to death along with her attackers. a grounded dragon, killed by her own escape from something as mundane as humans and rock
Reblogged herasyndlla
actually sooooo fucking annoying how good of a character jaime lannister is. most pathetic obnoxious bratty guy. he canonically peaked at 19. and yet he really is the goat. "there are no men like me" fuck OFFFF WHY ARE YOU RIGHT
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Scetch-painting-thing of Visenya serving Kriemhild from my new favourite film, Die Nibelungen
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"M'lord," Janos Slynt reminded him. "You'll address me—"
"I'll go, my lord. But you are making a mistake, my lord. You are sending the wrong man, my lord. Just the sight of me is going to anger Mance. My lord would have a better chance of reaching terms if he sent—"
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enough with the "who haunts the narrative?" olympics. let's talk about who doesn't haunt the narrrative. jon arryn's death kickstarts the entire plot and STILL no one gaf
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— Jon I, A Clash of Kings