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whys the petulant forum admin in charge of this place gotta start going full baby mode right when i start using the damn site again
anyways my cohost (that i use like, sometimes) is elphelt and my twitter (which i unfortunately use daily) is ripkaijew and sometimes kaidaiju.
if we're mutuals u can message me for my discord also
seriously do not feel weird abt asking for my discord. the only reason i didnt just Post It is because i dont want bots blowing up my shit lmao
i never stop blogging even when im really upset i just sit there sobbing hitting buttons and reblogging everything
*falls off the windowsill and my pot smashes but I'm okay because I'm the seed the size of a bowling ball for some reason. And I say hi to your kitty cat*
*picks you up and throws you down a well oiled bowling lane and flawlessly rolls you into the exact right spot on one of the pins to land a spare on a 7-10 split*
AYYYY OHHHHH I MISMANAGE-A THE WEBSITE I BAN-A THE TGIRLS
bridget and the marimos
i love this picture so much so i did a study of her
I'm a zoomer, I'm a coomer, I'm a midnight gooner, I jerk my penis till I cum
God I miss the days when you could show up to a stranger’s farm and he’d say “What’s your name, boy?” and you’d take off your hat and hold it to your chest to better let him see your face and reply “Why I ain’t got none, sir, on account of my mammy passed on before she could give me one” and he’d tell you he’s real damn sorry to hear that and ask what he can do you for and you’d tell him that you can’t read nor even write neither but you’re mighty good with horses and can mend them fallen fence posts what you saw on your way in and won’t ask for nothing much more than a hot meal and a warm barn to sleep in and he’d keep his wife and daughters inside but send his boy who ain’t got married yet even though his mama tells him he needs a woman out with a lantern and some stew at night and the two of you’d get to talkin and he’d throw you his flask to take a swig from and watch you drinkin from it while he leant against the door frame and when he finally got called back on up to the house again he’d take a sip from it too real slow-like like it weren’t the whiskey what he were tryna savour
me: yeah so basically all of agriculture is shit, i can actually show you this graph about how if the library of alexander or whatever was still sround we'd be in no mans sky.
my date: thats cool. i think im gonna get another drink at the bar
me: tch......fat tire not good enough for you..? (suddenly clutches my demonic right arm) ggahh..!!! what!! why now..!! in front of this double d bubble butt insta baddie..?! (i look over at her and shes twirling her hair talking to Foghorn Leghorn)
