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topping is actually gayer than bottoming because like the top is the one who's deciding again and again to put his dick in another man. The other guy could just be chilling. For all we know
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Imagine you're in high-school and you have a huge crush on a teacher and you realize you're gay and you ask "do you think all gay people are terrible..?" And he smiles and says "there's bad straight people and good straight people, so why would I think all gay people are bad?"
Then you're outed against your will and he tells you you're disgusting. You go "but you said you didn't hate them!" And he says but it's different for YOU and kicks you out of school
Then you return to your high-school after graduating from college to show him see I ended up being a good educated person! You hate him for being so cruel but also want him to give you another chance... then you realize the trophy case has your picture and everyone says "you didn't know?? When you left he was so sad he fell into depression and he'd come stand in the hallway and stare at this pathetic shrine he made for you"
You try to talk to him but he runs away from you. Clearly he doesn't want to associate with a gay person like you - is what you'd think, except he's hanging out with your FLAMING father!!!!?
Anyway that's svsss from binghes pov but instead of gay it's his demon heritage
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Sometimes I lie in the bed and think what memes PIDW Fandom had?
Like did somebody make "This is Sparta" meme with SQQ and LBH?
Did they make fun of Airplane's writing, or are there only gooners left?
Did they make fun of Peerless Cucumber too?
Peerless Cucumber explaining how these two similar leaves are actually foreshadowing for plot:
When it was really foreshadowing but for more papapa scenes:
Were there Ace Attorney parodies with his rants and heated discussion in comments?
Was there a powerscale fights about who would be stronger: Luo Binghe or Liu Qingge if he was alive? Meanwhile fujoshi was quietly enjoying their Luo Binghe/Mobei Jun or Shen Qingqiu/Liu Qingge crumbs in the corner?
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Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta
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If anyone asked me what my favorite Danmei characters had in common, I would not be able to give a straight answer.
Pei Ming
Qi Rong
Lan Jingyi
Jin Guangshan
Jiang Cheng
Lan Qiren
Yan Wushi
Yu Ai
Shen Qiao
Maybe y'all can help me figure it out.
Don't worry. After long consideration, I've figured it out. They all have an i in their names.
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for the injury thing: i recently got a scratch on my inner ear, which is super unpleasant. your ear canal fills up with blood (because head wounds bleed a lot) + it hurts like a bitch because it's a part of the body that isn't often hurt and so has no pain tolerance
that does sound incredibly unpleasant somehow i never thought about this...
Injury: Bleeding Cut in the Inner Ear
Assigned to: Qi Rong
1) Partially inspired by how Hua Cheng absolutely smashes qr's head into the ground i just think he deserves to have this one
2) im only guessing, but i feel like (in addition to a pain he cant reach) the blood from the wound could also fuck with his balance? and i just love the idea of qr stumbling around bc his ear is just so full of blood its messing with the fluid in his ear and he cannot walk at all
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All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel
You aren't as doomed as you feel.
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Anonymous asked:
I must ask this, in the roomates au, does Binghe have any friends outside of shen yuan? SOMEONE to tell him he is clearly gay?
he has friends! but uh... when you have friends like mobei, they're not exactly the best for enlightening feelings.
mobei: if you have romantic feelings for shen yuan-
luo binghe's brain: wait what!? do i feel that way about yuan-gege? that would explain so much...!
mobei continuing: -then just hit him. girls on 'booktok' say they love violent mafia bad boys
binghe: okay false alarm, i was a fool to take anything you say into consideration ever