who is in control?

I hallucinate this post at least 5 times a day

oh dear. pour one out for @staff today folks

(for those of you who have been living under a rock since late 2019, automattic owns tumblr)

Marcille and Chucklefuck 🥰

last time i was home from college i went to the dentist for a check up and they always give you a toothbrush after and the toothbrush sitting on the counter was yellow when i came in but at the end of the appointment i went to get it and it had been switched to orange and i asked why it was changed and the hygienist opened my file and handwritten on the inside cover it said “favorite color: orange”

Bugaboo Pocket released!

Bugaboo Pocket is a virtual pet sim where you raise bugs to restore a forest that has been devastated by a fire. You'll be able to raise a small variety of unique bugs/invertebrae, decorate their homes, give them little hats, play minigames with them, and overall see them grow as the time passes!

It's currently on sale for release (17.99 USD) and you can check it out with the link above!

I am actually very happy to announce this because I was one of the lucky folks that was selected to playtest the game! You'll be able to see me in the credits under MEC_v02, I believe (I forgot to be honest haha, it could also be Moth or Ento).

It is a very delightful game with stunning pixel art and a lovely story, so I encourage checking it out!

Happy bug-raising!

Bumble buddies, another soft pile

Dancing Green 🕺🐰💚🕶️

He's called "Springhis Khan" in the German localization and I'm a little obsessed 😂

cmon babey Concord on switch 2 there's still time

I’m proud of Masahiro Sakurai for finally escaping the Smash mines, may he never have to interact with that fanbase again

Nintendo seeing the unanswered demand for Bloodborne 2 and wrangling exclusivity for Legally-Distinct Bloodborne 2 was both unexpected and very very funny

Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

Tears of the Kongdom

The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.

I have dodged and parried every javelin thrown at me thus far…just one more and I can marry the chieftain’s daughter! 

Yuntkujeru the Lightning-Armed: