I (still) have no idea what I'm doing

listen: cheating at baseball is like a whole second sport. as long as baseball has existed, people have been cheating at it

look at this shit.

David Tennant’s Doctor(s) are the Tom Hiddleston’s Loki(s) of the Whoniverse.

You think you’ve mourned him for like the 10th time and then BAM.

He’s back, he’s gayer, and has aged like a fine wine.

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

gimme sammich

gib bagul

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

Always reblog Gib Bagul

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it's technically public, but you're also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they're even aware that you're speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you're a virgin

bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn't even have 50 notes yet lol. lil' early for that.

Must a post have lots of notes to have 10k to me? This may never reach so many people but it reached me and I laughed.

Oh god. Now you've done it.

Forever in love with the Idea that Romana, the Master and Morbius are all Cousins. Like House Dvora is just a wild house to be growing up with for Romana as she has to watch on the news every time her evil Cousin who ran away before she was loomed/born has blown up another planet and is having a weird relationship with the the Grandfather Paradox’s Cousin. No wonder she was so fascinated by the Doctor and as much about them as she did.

But Growing up In The Shadow of Morbius. The Imperator. The Master clearly took influence from him whilst Romana no matter how much tried always needed up back in politics driving her towards a dictatorship of her own and a war of her own. She is not just the Legacy of Pandora but also the Legacy of Morbius, Imperator and Imperatrix in one.

How do you think she felt when during the War she took the title of War Queen just as her older cousin take the turtle of War King.

Forever destined to follow her family into the void.

Romana fears to return to Gallifrey lest she become dictator and what does she do when she returns? Become dictator.

Booping my orb

making a collection of factually accurate lyrics about water

I live there.

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

It’s always kinda bummed me how there’s not that many notable Mummudrai outside of Cassandra Nova.

I mean yeah, it makes sense why, but I think it’d be cool to see a new one thrown into the mix.

You'll never guess what 😄 !

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

black with high white spotting

libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

oh boy

This guy seems extremely fucking based

so it takes "inventing the technology behind FitBit" money to own that many fursuits.

This takes my “make yourself indispensable and you can wear anything you want to work” to a whole new level.