‘i got kissed by a very fine boy 🥰’

"Holy crap, life is so friggin' beautiful."

Feeling as curious as a George about all sorts of weird crap

austin powers receiving cbt: smashing baby

austin powers about cognitive behavioral therapy: oh behave

Oh my god I thought . Well. Anyway

someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

This reminds me. One time when I was like 15 I moderated a minecraft server and this other mod I talked with on teamspeak thought I had an australian accent after hearing me barely say anything (i’m not australian) but for some fucking reason I didn’t say “oh i’m not australian that’s strange”, I just said I was australian and it became this huge thing where I had to stay up insanely late on school nights to moderate the minecraft server so I was in a time zone aligned with australia to keep this pointless bizarre lie going. Everyone on the server thought I was australian. I even changed the way I spelled words. This went on for YEARS. I still can’t comprehend why I would lie about something like that.

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

What

Green Haze

Oh thank god I'm not the only one, though my Haze was Blue

fucking private schoolers

I've been rlly hyperfixated on regular show lately lol

sooo I made gijinkas huhuheuhu

mordecai is so weezer coded its actually crazy..

americans: pssshh you think 80°F is hot???? i'm from big texas this is nothing kid, i might put a coat on actually

europeans: wdym 10°C is cold???? this is shorts weather bro, when you start pissing crystals then we'll talk

unattended raspberries: i went moldy while you were reading this

hello tumblr, i give you wii / wii play graphics

all f2u ♡

i love you wii fishing

hi there <3 concussed & confused. just need $ for food if anyone can help, even $1 will go a long way <3 c4$h4pp v3nm0 p4yp4l

hello :) consider helping if u can im p hunrgy & havent had much help yet <3 remaining optimistic & hopeful just in a lot of pain

hi there <3 im a Black nonbinary lesbian, been sick all night, still havent gotten to eat. def concussed, still have my leg wound. really in a place where i need some help. even a little bit of help will go a long way <3

havent had any help yet at all, quite hungry and sad & sick. pls consider helping if u can <3

i could rlly use the help, however it comes. mean it when i say $1 will help. tysm <3

down to my last can of wet food for my ESA, would like to be able to get him his stuff <3 help how u can <3

We underdogs have to look out for each other, right? Luca (2021) Dir. Enrico Casarosa

Why is this so scary

2 day I’m very tired