lover of Ranpo Edogawa

im probably biased but i feel like tumblr's username game is stronger than every other website. sometimes i just go thru my activity feed looking at them for entertainment

Video captions: And stop trying to show your ex what they missed out on! Stop trying to teach your family a lesson for not believing in you! Stop trying to shit on your haters! Do it for you! Do it because you deserve it! Do it for YOU! Water your dreams with love! Don’t put no hate and resentment, and try to — “oh Imma fucking show them, Imma show” — FUCK THEM! Fuck them, do it for you! They don’t matter! They NEVER mattered.

if you dont include trans men/mascs/nonbinary/intersex people and only focus on women in your advocacy for abortion and reproductive rights then you dont actually give a shit about fighting for the rights of queer people.

include us in your activism.

The biggest misconception in public schools is that literary analysis is about proving you can be right or wrong about a book you read

Literary analysis isn’t about the book

It’s not even about being right

It’s about performing an investigation and presenting your case to the jury

It doesn’t matter if your defendant killed that guy or not. If you can convince the jury he didn’t, you’ve won

And the incredible life skill of spinning bulletproof bullshit out your ass with a handful of facts and a prayer is soooooooo much more valuable than anyone’s ever gonna tell you

If the average tweenager knew that good media analysis meant you could force your English teacher to admit that fuckin- (rolls dice) What’s Eating Gilber Grape is a metaphor for (rolls dice again) Why the crack cocaine epidemic is good actually- we would have far better literacy and critical thinking skills as a nation. And I stand by that

You could develop the magical psychic and illusory power to force the middle aged bitchfuck who makes you raise your hand and beg for permission to take a shit accept the premise that Cocomelon is a subversive and scathing artistic commentary on the pitfalls of modern democracy. Chat GPT essay engines are stealing this from you

Sam Nordquist

say his name

EDIT: Hey y'all, I know we all grieve differently, and some of that is through humor/sarcasm. If you wanna be snarky and sarcastic, please use tone indicators in the comments. I've already had one blow-up with someone who meant for a comment to be sarcastic, and I don't want that to happen to another person.

EDIT 2: I'm turning off notes/comments for the forseeable future. Y'all mfs need to take a chill pill. I know we've been going through a lot as a community, but taking your grief out as lateral aggression is not productive, supportive, or kind. I've addressed The Commenter Who Shall Not Be Named multiple times. I've apologized to them, and I've repeatedly told people to stop harassing them as they meant it as sarcasm. I'm so fucking sick and tired of seeing this happening. This is a microcosm of what's constantly going on in both the online left and queer communities. In times where we should be standing in solidarity, we instead point fingers at our own, and its why we can never get shit done. If you're pissed off, make your own post. If you're pissed off at someone, go write it down in a journal. Direct your anger at Sam's killers, patriarchy, white supremacy, but not your own folks. Use that anger to push for change and reform. Do not drive wedges between yourself and other queer folks. We are the only ones who have our backs, please don't fuck that up.

EDIT 3: I just found out that turning off reblogs does not turn off the comment section. As such, I have turned reblogs on so that way this can be spread. Just for the love of god, be nice to each other.

EDIT 4: Hey radfem blogs, get the fuck outta here. this post is not meant for you. This is not a TERF friendly blog. Do not interact! Block and report any reblogs where you see intentional misgendering of Sam please!

Even without words, we communicate through our eyes.

And some highlights from the notes:

trans rights are human rights 💖 happy trans visibility day 🏳️‍⚧️

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

facts

also, its sister tweet:

How could you forget:

Had to add this gem

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

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