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Panda | they/them | 20s | πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Marvel -> PandaPool AO3 | Podfic Account

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Forced Proximity Dialogue Prompts

Haven't done one of these in a while.

  • "Come on, this isn't funny." "I'm not joking. It's locked."
  • "Is that the only tent we have?"
  • "There's only one bed." "Well, darlin', I'm not sleeping on the floor, so I guess we'll have to share."
  • "I'm your bodyguard. It's in the job description to protect you at all times." "Well, could you at least 'protect' me from over there?"
  • "You have got to be kidding me. I have to share a room with you."
  • "What do you mean there's only one sleeping bag? You had one job."
  • "Quit following me!" "I was hired to follow you, princess, better get used to it."
  • "What the hell is that noise?" "Uh, yeah, slight problem. We're out of gas."
  • "Where are you going? We're in the middle of nowhere!" "Yeah! And whose fault is that?"
  • "Look around, love. In case you hadn't noticed we're snowed in. So unless you plan to freeze to death, we'll have to find a way to keep each other warm."
  • "I may be stuck with you, but I don't have to like it."
  • "Is now a bad time to tell you I'm claustrophobic?"
  • "Your heart's racing. Now, I know being pressed up against me is exhilerating and all, but I'm trying to concentrate on picking this lock."
  • "What are you? Afraid?"
  • "Uh. Slight problem. We're trapped."
  • "Well, which way, smartass?" "Uh. We might be lost."

you are so much more than that failed test. that interview gone wrong, your relapse, the missed opportunities, the words you wish you could take back. you are not your mistakes. you're a person who's trying. there are so many opportunities to make things right. you'll get there, even if it takes a few more tries.

considering gus was almost canonically a "pleasure to have in class" neurodivergent and shawn was almost canonically a "the whole years lesson plan has been disrupted in one afternoon" neurodivergent i like to think that every New teacher they ever had did one cursory scan of the room on their first day and unwittingly decided that a Great and Brilliant way to solve their shawn problem was to seat him next to gus. which of course, naturally and immediately, resulted every time in what was now a much bigger and indeed catastrophically worst shawn AND gus problem. this happened multiple times

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful

oh? my god???

yeah, Exactly like that

ok, because i just saw a terrible take, i feel compelled to say that there is no "fic market" to "oversaturate" in fandom. good gravy.

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i need everyone reading this post to remember that writing is not "content." writing is art. you don't look at a painting of an ocean and say "eh, it's overdone." you look at it and think its beautiful, because it is, and y'all better start treating writing the same fucking way before you lose your favorite authors for good.

Art is not something to be capitalized on. Stop treating it like it is.

ILU @impishtubist for these tags

Get your capitalism AWAY from my fandom

The funniest shit about asexuals is that all of us grew up consuming media that talks on and on about sexual attract and desire, with a pretty hypersexualized culture and people talk about it a fucking lot too. And what is that we all collectively think? "Yeah, that's clearly an exaggeration, nobody actually feels like that! The whole world it's pretending, that's the only possible explanation..." Like sure buddy, that's a very logical way of thinking, the entire world is acting, don't think too hard about it

Happy ace week to all our clueless assesπŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’œ

A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

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make bad art you weenies!!

ai will never bring you the same sense of dread and also fulfillment as sucking at a craft until one day you just Don’t Suck So Much

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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