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A Weird Gremlin

@rednite-dork / rednite-dork.tumblr.com

Suzkie | Finland | Currently obsessed with silly wizards | 🔞MINORS DNI 🔞

✨ Commissions OPEN CLOSED ✨

Hey y'all! I decided to open commissions through Ko-fi, if anyone's interested!

To keep my workload manageable, I will open 4 slots at a time and will update on this post the most current status of the commissions. ♥️

Contacts:

Please contact me through Tumblr DMs or Discord (suzkifin) ✨

How to commission me:

Please DM me through Tumblr or Discord and provide a detailed description with reference materials, if any. ♥️

After the payment is made in Ko-fi, I will start on a sketch. During this time, you have a right for a refund, if you change your mind. Once the sketch is made, I will present it to you for any additional edits or fixes. After the sketch is approved, the commission won't be refundable. The timeline for a finished commission will be up to 4 weeks after the payment.

Please note that the commissioned art is for personal use only. The commissioned art shall not be used for commercial purposes or profit.

If you have any questions, feel free to just message me! ✨

US authorities have turned to Europe for help with the country's severe egg shortage. The shortfall is due to bird flu, which has plagued the United States for several years.

The Finnish Poultry Association says it has been contacted about exporting eggs to the US. The organisation's executive director, Veera Lehtilä, told Yle on Saturday that exporting eggs does not seem to be possible at the moment because no market access negotiations have been held with US authorities. This can be a drawn-out process involving extensive inspections and studies.

According to the Danish magazine AgriWatch, the US has also requested eggs from Denmark, Sweden and the Netherlands.

One of Sweden’s biggest egg producers, Kronägg, told the daily Aftonbladet that it is unlikely to export eggs to the US, saying it would be difficult due to various export restrictions. Meanwhile, there is also an egg shortage in Europe.

Eka laitetaa hirveet tullit ja muutenki törttöillää oikee olan takaa ja sit kerjätää munaa...

let it be known to the english-speaking audience that in finnish, the word for egg is also slang for penis. yes, everyone has been very hilarious about america begging europe for eggs. as they should.

Source: yle.fi
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fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

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gaymacs

when tho

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sandvendor100

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

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thetatteredveil

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

i need all the help i can get for finals

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

Reblogging to spread the luck and the good fortune

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More to Love | Sebastian Sallow x OC

listen we are all guilty of describing tall, model sebastian with a perfectly toned body and abs who is never insecure BUT NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY, can rid of me of the headcannon that adult seb is a chunky man. nobody. you can tear it from my cold dead hands. have y'all seen solomon? beyond adolescence, sebastian does not have the genes for a fast metabolism, nor does sebastian possess self control against his vices (aka sweets). anyway this is a completely selfish indulgence. thick sebastian supremacy. that is all, tysm.

p.s. if anyone finds any fan art of this version of him i would literally go feral...

Words: ~5,400

Tags: Post Canon, Insecure Sebastian, Established Relationship, Romance, Fluff, Implied Smut, Size Kink(? I mean like I guess but I feel like we should just be appreciating all bodies ?)

I'm back from the dead!

I had a rough end of the year - I finally graduated, we adopted a new cat and we moved back to my home town, so I held a small hiatus to gather up my strength lmao. But I saw this OTP meme floating around a few months ago and I wanted to do my own version of Sebastian and my MC!

More yapping about them below vvv

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Objective reflection: Arcane had to have a third season because many things, like Vi's storyline, were too fast and not coherent

Absolutely selfish reflection: Arcane had to have a third season because I needed more episodes with this Viktor and this Jayce

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