What they don’t tell you about speaking multiple languages is that your brain does not in fact have a box labeled Spanish and another one labeled German. Instead it has a box labeled “Not English” and sometimes when you’re talking or writing in one of the languages you speak it will just start pulling random words from that box.
ACTIVE COYOTE ALERT
tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
super mario sunshine
It’s because fanfiction is primarily written and read by heterosexual women. It sucks ass but it’s the truth. Most women are heterosexual and therefore m/m is more appealing to female readers than f/f.
Two more heads grow back.
my mom is playin fuckn animal crossing in real life
she got this painting for $75 in an old case at an antique market shes been going to for years, and she thought it looks really beautiful, so she sent an email to a local art center to have it appraised
and now she has an art conservator in her emails making a plan to have her come bring it in to be appraised as a genuine Hokusai wood block print from over a hundred of years ago
thats so fucked up to me. my mom went fuckin shopping at Crazy Redd's
no joke, she got it at an antique market. but she didnt even buy the painting. she bought a bag that the painting was in, cuz she's an artist.
when she got home, the bag fell over, and the painting fell out. into the lap of an unsuspecting small town idaho girl (my ma) (that's how she described it).
movie shit.
it was NOT AN ORIGINAL, but it is a 19th century reproduction.
so she's gonna keep it and have it restored, which means eventually IM going to inherit it, which is cool because i think it looks cool and would love to hang it in my home B^]
AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?
AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?
AITA for killing that guy
hahahahahha………………..
youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st
men breathing heavy!! men moaning!!! men whimpering!!!!
If you're not aware, Cory Booker is speaking on the senate floor with the intent to continue until he drops.
It is not a filibuster, he is not preventing any votes. That means there's basically no reason he will stop before he hits his exhaustion level. He has other dem senators helping by asking questions, which is a rules loophole so the guy can drink some water or sit down for a second.
He also, so far as I can tell, hasn't stopped talking about the actual topic. No wandering off to read childrens books. He's talking about Trump and Musk and democracy.
I don't know how I feel about this as a direct effect, but I do know that the longest senate speech on record was Strom fucking Thurmond in a filibuster to prevent the Civil Rights Act of 1957. Fuck that guy. He holds the record at 24h18m.
If nothing else, I'd really like Cory Booker to beat that time.
I confused myself with math, but I think he’s at 18hours right now.
He started at 7pm in DC
Actually, I can't work today it's an international holiday
i love solar beam,
water pokémon 5 to 10 levels below me prepare to feel the unmatched power of the sun.
i call this one "hatsune miku if she was one of those transparent controllers from the early 2000s"
Alright let’s get this over with
Every year the notes on this post make me so happy
>:o)
