*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

i've had this as an idea since 2017 btw

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

Like to charge and reblog to cast Chinese scientists destroying the Insulin industry

the original tweet is from May this year but there has been an update!!

yay for the Chinese destroying the American insulin industry!!!!

me when my disabilities disable me:

prev: #u forgot the best part#the artist figured out the gig and was like#i draw for u for the rest of my life#these chinese netizens are having shojou level romances

over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs

"Am I bad for resenting well-meaning displays of affection? Am I evil for lashing out at people close to me instead of the powers that be?" No. That's Sasuke. Be safe out there

really good tiktok

Transcript:

Girl, just do it fat. Don’t wait until you’ve lost enough weight. You’re worthy of taking up the space that you fill. Live your life now. Don’t wait for some future version of yourself that you think will be more deserving. You have every right to pursue your passions and dreams just as you are today. Your worth isn’t tied to a number on a scale or the size of your clothes; it is inherent in who you are. You’re allowed to be seen, heard, and celebrated in whatever body you inhabit right now. Don’t let anyone or anything convince you for too long. So go out. Do it fat! Wear the clothes you love, pursue the opportunities that excite you, and live unapologetically. There’s no reason to put off living the life that you want, waiting for a moment that you’re not even sure will come. You deserve to be happy and fulfilled just as you are, and the world needs you exactly as you are today. Everything good that has ever happened to you, happened in this body. Girl, just do it fat.

i think as adults it’s our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

i hate fatigueee its so stupid. ohh when im home i'll do this or that Nope. replacing all of your bones with pure titanium now. Goodbye

Raph said no to the 18th sonic plushie he wanted

objectives:

1) Take Pill Sub-Tasks: a) Retrieve Water Bottle from dishwasher b) Swallow Pill using Water Bottle

2) Water Plant Sub-Tasks: a) Get cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room b) Use Dusty Stagnant Plant Water to water Plant

actions taken:

1) Put Pill in mouth

2) Got cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room

3) Swallowed Pill using Dusty Stagnant Plant Water

4) Acquired Disgust status. Abandoned other tasks in place

Mission Failed

Tasks left undone (2) : -Retrieve Water Bottle -Water Plant

5 whole years of a brain rot, redrew my first ever Sonic post just to see where were at now

TMNT: Roots

Here’s a bit of Splinter and the turtles’ dynamic

Mike: He often bakes sweet treats for his family and takes requests on what to make next, this time around Splinter asked for a cake that looked like cheese

Raph: He added a sun ☀️ and everything Raph, don’t be so ungrateful!! Splinter enjoys involving himself in his sons’ hobbies from time to time

Leo: Splinter often projects himself onto Leo even if he doesn’t mean to, and Leo doesn’t have the courage to tell him otherwise. In short: Leo is a people pleaser

Don: Splinter may not completely understand how Don’s mind works, but he’s still appreciative of his genius. He can always count on Don to locate the whereabouts of their enemies/important hideouts, etc.

The Don and Splinter image definitely won’t connect to the post after this,,, totally not foreshadowing

No one said that raising a future world saviour would be easy...

(Art for "The Prodigy" by Nightfuchia on AO3 and Fanfiction. Highly recommend to read, it's extremely detailed and interesting!)

favorite uncle