goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

behold! the most pathetic man in existence.

headcanon that when anya’s a teenager, whenever loid does something fatherly or sweet, she’ll smirk and ask, “is this for the mission, papa?” he rolls his eyes because the reveal was like 10 years ago at this point and he’s like “no”

yor starts doing it too, which is so much funnier. loid will kiss her and she’ll hum into his lips, run her hands over his chest and arms and tease with a smirk, “is this for the mission, darling?” and he’s like “sTOP IT”

homesick — suna rintarou

there was a faint tapping on his window late at night again, interrupting suna’s late night thoughts of missing his own home back in aichi. suna sighs and walks over to his window to open it a bit to let you in.

this has become a routine for the both of you. he doesn’t even know why you bother to sneak in when you can just walk up to the front desk at a reasonable time like a normal person would. inarizaki isn’t strict with their dorm rules after all.

“you look like shit” was the first thing you said upon entering his dorm room late at night. suna rolls his eyes and closes the window. “hello to you too i guess” he mumbles. suna watches you drop your bag on the unoccupied bed which he assumes is where you’ll be sleeping in for the night

he was actually quite glad he didn’t get a roommate for that specific reason

“what brings you here?” he finally asked, his eyes watching you maneuver your way around HIS dorm room like it was yours. to be quite frank at this point, his dorm was basically your dorm too. 

he recalls every little thing you left in here whenever you decide to crash at his place just like your spare toothbrush in his bathroom, your fluffy slippers hidden in the depths of his closet. god forbid the twins to see that. suna wouldn’t hear the end of it if they ever saw a peek of it.

“i’m always here” you smiled lazily, finally settling in on the spare bed. suna hums and crawls inside his duvet. pulling them just below his nose where half of his face is covered. 

you take a peek at his lying figure. he was staring up at the ceiling silently for once in his life. usually, he’d be yapping about how the twins annoyed the shit out of him that day or how the cafeteria sucks ass but tonight, he was quiet.

obviously it bothered you quite a bit. he was your friend after all. 

“you okay?” you asked. breaking the quiet tension in the room. it took awhile for suna to respond. “… i guess” he answered quietly. you sit up and watched him on the other side silently. 

you observed how his breathing was shallow almost as if he’s calming himself down like he’s about to cry. you opted on just keeping him company without saying anything. one of the very few activities you two do together. 

not like he’d admit it out loud but he does like having you around. you don’t suck the energy out of him unlike the twins who basically drain him for no apparent reason.

but that goes out the window when you hear quiet sniffles on his side of the room. you jump out of bed and cautiously approached him. “rin?” you call. suna clears his throat and mutters a quick “what do you want”

“are you really okay?” you asked the question once more. there’s no point of lying to you now. suna was always there for you when you need someone to talk to and now here you were returning the favor.

“.. not really” he confessed. sitting up so he could look at you with puffy eyes. it was rare for him to open up his emotions to someone. he thinks you might be the second person who has seen him this vulnerable. the other being osamu.

you sat on his bed and watched him closely. your heart aches at the sight of him like this. he was usually the snarky and ‘i don’t give a fuck’ type of person but everyone has their limits.

after a few minutes of silence, suna speaks up. “i guess i’m homesick” he opens up, scratching his ear as a nervous habit. “i-i don’t know.. i just suddenly miss home and everything. things have been pretty hectic during practices too and the work load of inarizaki jesus fucking christ” suna rambles, brows furrowing in annoyance just thinking about everything

you don’t say anything as you let him continue rant about his own misfortunes for the past few weeks. it’s all you could offer. by the time he finishes, he was panting. his shoulders tense as ever and it looks like he won’t be sleeping anytime soon.

suna’s eyes snap open when you wrap your arms around him. he barely noticed you creeping closer when he was going off about everything. hesitantly, he hugs back. his long limbs circling around your small frame. 

suna catches a whiff of your hair that smelled faintly like mint. slowly, he feels the weight on his shoulders slowly lift just by a simple gesture from you. his mind goes blank the longer you hug him. 

you were warm. the exact opposite of him who’s cold. you feel like home to suna. maybe that’s why he liked being around you so much. maybe that’s why he lets you stay over at his dorm room at any given time. maybe you bring a sense of home that he misses so much.

you are suna’s home and tonight is the night he realizes that. 

⌕ naruto - itachi uchiha.

💗🌸 The Forger Family 🌸💗

(together in the same manga panel)

post reveal twiyor joint mission, she rips off his mask to kiss him

who draws these anyways.. these r kind of the backbone of reaction pics rn

hey i drew the last one, why did you crop out his weener?

i'm obsessed with him

𝙄 𝘼𝙈 𝙉𝙊 𝘾𝙃𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙍 🙅‍♀️

# Synopsis— How they react to random girls flirting with them. (This tiktok trend)

# Featuring— Xiao, Tartaglia, Diluc, Zhongli, Itto x Gn!reader

# Warnings— Swearing, suggestive(?) not really, Childe being an effing clown 🤡 read more under Xiao’s

☰XIAO

“This is absurd… why would you wish to do that?” He tilts his head to the side in confusion— staring at you with squinted yellow eyes, he never understands the weird requests you ask of him.

You slap his shoulder lightly with a playful smile before rolling your eyes in fake annoyance, “Just wanna see what you’ll do… okay, pretend I’m a random girl coming up to you while you’re in town.” He just nodded with a defeated sigh, watching as you run out the room before strutting back in slowly, flinching at the suggestive— sly smile you have etched on your face.

“Hey sexy, you here with someone?” You almost want to laugh at the disgusted look he throws your way. You continue, bringing your hand up to twirl a curl of his green hair before leaning into his ear. “How bout’ we go somewhere more private?” You can feel the way his skin radiate with heat as you whispered in his ear.

Wondering why he hasn’t said anything, you go in to place your hands onto his firm chest before he swiftly darts back and leans against the wall behind him, leaving at least five feet distance from you.

“Stay back… fiend, my… partner is not lekker when it comes to nuisances like yourself.” He’s reluctant to call you names— but you did say to ‘make it seem real.’ For extra measure, he lifts his arm up and points it on your direction— a defensive system if you try to step forward.

He stares into your eyes intently before it turns disorientated when you huddle over in fits of laughter, wiping the tears that appear at your waterline. “Did i not do it correctly? That is how I would express my… discomfort if anyone other than you touched me affectionately.” He muttered with a small blush and turning away from your teasing gaze.

“No no! You did great, honey.” You strut over to him and cup his warm cheek in the palm of your hand— only to retreat it when he flinched away. “Hm? What’s wrong?”

He backs away slowly with an uneasy look. “Are… are you my S/O or still pretending to be some random civilian?”

You deadpan.

Interrupted make-out session [Genshin Impact]

Notes: This was also a request and I liked it but for some reason I can’t find the ask anymore, I might have accidentally deleted it. Has been sitting in my drafts for a while cause idk how else to make it better. It’s still a little cringy to me, tbh.

Warnings: VERY STEAMY but generally still SFW bordering on not, you’ve been warned though, not proofread, some possessiveness, yes there are sexual innuendos, mentions of alcohol and drinking, did i say not proofread?, if there are pronoun slips please let me know.

Characters: Aether, Albedo, Ayato, Dainsleif, Diluc, Gorou, Itto, Kaeya, Kazuha, Scaramouche, Tartaglia, Thoma, Venti, Xiao, Zhongli, gn!reader

Aether

The first kiss was innocent. Just a quick peck on the lips. But something in him seemed to spur him on and suddenly he’s leaning in for another one…and another one…and another… He’s still slow about it, giving you the chance to say no but also hoping that you don’t pull away. When you don’t, he peers into your eyes and sees that they’re clouded over, just as his is and he puts his all into the next kiss. 

His hand cradles your neck, his kiss is nearing hungry, wanting more of your soft lips on his. It’s an addiction now and you’ve wrapped your arms around his neck to deepen the already passionate exchange. You open your mouth to let his tongue slide in, the kisses are getting sloppy, wetter. Your legs are tangled together and the heat between your lips blooms in your stomach and has you silently begging for more. The raw emotion makes you weak.

“Hey! Why is the door locked?! Did you two forget about Paimon?! Let me in!”

The two of you pull away abruptly. Panting and flushed, Aether more so than you. There’s a subtle disappointment in his eyes, but he’s a gentleman so he smiles and gathers himself, smooths down your hair and his, kisses your nose and utters a quick “I love you,” before pushing off the bed and letting the clueless Paimon in.

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you can always tell when bakugo is thinking about how much he loves u because he’ll be across the room staring at u with this exact face: 

a/n: toji the beekeeper au aka inspired by this lmfao

"look your dad, he's such a dork keeping bees" you say dreamily as you stare at the man outside the window carefully managing a bee colony

megumi eyes you weirdly, not really surprised that you said something like this about his dad again. he's grown used to the fact that you have this weird crush on his old man.

"i mean it's kinda cute.. i wish my dad kept bees" you continued, eyes following toji's every move. how his muscles would contract when he would carry a beehive to another place

toji felt eyes were being drilled at the back of his skull so he turned around to find you and his beloved son watching him from the inside of his office.

he instantly flashes his signature smile and waves. only to be scoffed at by his son but his friend being you had a different reaction. you also waved back at him.

he chuckles at your reaction when he sent a wink your way before going back to work

"oh my god, he winked at me!" you squeal in joy, hitting megumi. megumi merely rolls his eyes, wishing that his dad would finish up soon so you could finally shut up about him

things only got worse for megumi as toji suddenly removed his beekeeper hat and took off the upper portion of his suit, exposing his tight-fitted shirt that hugged his muscles perfectly.

he watches his dad walk over to a nearby bench and grabbed a bottle of water to drink. megumi then peers over to you to see if you were once again gawking at his dad. to which, you were.

to end toji's real life thirst trapping, he splashes his face with the remains of his water bottle before going back to work again

"megumi, i want to fuck your dad—"

"okay that's it. we're leaving" megumi abruptly cuts you off and drags you out of his dad's office.

I talk a lot of shit for someone who cries while watching naruto