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The angel you knew is not me.

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Currently mainly Good Omens until I catch up with Critical Role again. My name is Indy (they/them)
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The only thing I'm so far taking away from Drawtectives season 3 is that Eugene, the dude who almost singlehandedly built a train where you can talk to frikkin dead people, can neither feed himself nor knows how to do laundry.

Yeah, I mean, he's a wizard, that checks out I guess.

Dnd shows, man....

Rosé realizing that her son is privileged and therefore must be thrown in the garbage was almost as funny as Grandma having to explain dog grooming.

The only thing I'm so far taking away from Drawtectives season 3 is that Eugene, the dude who almost singlehandedly built a train where you can talk to frikkin dead people, can neither feed himself nor knows how to do laundry.

Yeah, I mean, he's a wizard, that checks out I guess.

Dnd shows, man....

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

That is a great point. Especially if you time travel to a period of Big Historical Events, when everybody's looking a little wild about the eyes.

"Hey, what month is it?"

"January already, can you believe it? I swear I was just at Pompeii, but no one's going there again."

In the same vein:

Stumbling into a diner and asking "What town is this" isn't weird, the workers will think you're on a road trip

If you ask them "Where's the nearest Nano Deck?" they'll assume it's a shop they've never heard of and say "Sorry, I don't know where any of those are"

Going into a store and telling a cashier "I need pods for my comm device" will just get you a "Never heard of those, maybe try Radio Shack?"

I think the problem is that people who create sci-fi movies have never had to work customer service jobs

If you want to break down all productive work at my tech company for a day, you just have to open a ticket full of technobabble going "The trigonomical mass connector keeps shutting down whenever I ping it with the four point stabilizer" and we will all run in circles and ask each other what programmes those are and who wrote them because nobody knows what we even sell.

A time traveller asking about 32nd century tech wouldn't be regarded as weird, they'd just be regarded as an embarrassing hassle until someone finally caves and says that we don't know what they're talking about.

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"𝕴 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖐 𝕴 𝖆𝖒 𝖇𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖗𝖊𝖇𝖚𝖎𝖑𝖙, 𝖏𝖚𝖘𝖙 𝖑𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖊."

♡ ♡ ♡ I can finally share the piece I made for @theineffablecon ‘s artcontest !! I named it: “Falling in Love head first” and it was such a pleasure to draw! Thanks again to the wonderful people who organized it for this opportunity, I hope you all had great fun at the convention o(≧▽≦)o !!! ♡ ♡ ♡

I'm kind of glad that the animal shelter that I fell in love with that cat yesterday doesn't give cats to people who want to keep them indoors.

That way, because I live where the cat probably shouldn't go outside, I don't need to discuss in my head of whether I love this cat despite not wanting a cat right now lol

There was a cat at the shelter when I donated Orville's stuff and she was so cuddly and talkative with me 😭

My heart is broken that I cannot adopt this cat.

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