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hi i just came back to tumblr after a while and im kinda swamped with asks I'll try to boost everyone
this also applies to dms-- I'm genuinely sorry for not being able to respond to everyone but I have so many messages every time I open the app that sometimes I'm not able to
I don't mean to ignore anyone and I certainly don't mean to come off that way so I apologize, I'm just trying to boost everyone since I'm usually not able to donate
I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.
"I'm just a smol bean uwu" No sir, what you are is someone who is so habituated to thinking of yourself as innocent that you will continue to do so even when you're guilty.
To quote Chris Fleming
"You know that thing where the most toxic person you've ever met over-relates to woodland creatures on social media? I call it Vibe Dysphoria. She'll put up a picture of a mouse in a jean jacket with 'It's me.' That is not you. I don't know how you got under the impression that you are a mouse in a jean jacket. You are an eel with a gun.She posts a toad with a basket of mushrooms like 'Me doing my little things.' Oh madam, there is nothing little about your things. You gave me psychosexual issues I'll carry to my watery grave. You are not a toad in the forest...You are a cruel woman who just happens to be small."--Chris Fleming
Itโs like the Dumbo story, youโve all probably seen it
My five year plan is to just see what happens
it renews every five years
LMAO DEVASTATING
mutual 1: I am going to kill all of you
mutual 2: *70 consecutive reblogs of a fandom you've never heard of until today. every time you refresh there's 30 more.*
mutual 3: *image of a guy in a dog collar* why did he do this
mutual 4: *reblogs of beautiful picnic scenes*
mutual 5: everyone get fatter now
mutual 4: just thought about dunking them in blood again ๐ค
mutual 3: *image of the same guy but blurry and far away* is this allowed
mutual 6: I love music ๐ต๐ถ๐ต๐บ๐นโจ๐๐
mutual 7 that we are all beginning to suspect is actually a dog: do you guys ever think about chewing on bones haha
mutual 6: anyone ever heard of this shit called music? *image of stickman covered in blood*
mutual 5: make him a woman NOW!!!
mutual 8: if you ask me about my ocs I will kiss you on the mouth
mutual 9: hey what happened to mutual 10
mutual 10: day 173 of being lost in the mountains. I have begun to recreate my family's faces out of the river clay. at night I recite my favorite songs so that they may never leave my memory. I am beginning to forget birthdays. I haven't tasted a grain of sugar in months.
mutual 7: that mailman will pay.
fake post adjacent archive
How are my sweetie pees
I Said How The Fuck Are My Fucking Sweetie Pees
my eye is twitching
Between this with Jumba and Pleakley I get to why some parts of the internet is freaking out because how lately Disney have been with letting us down with remakes but also I mean I'm very skeptical myself but also I kind of want to give it a try but then again I don't want to be disappointed
Donโt watch this movie, Iโm begging. This is more than just complaining about how disney doesnโt need to do live action remakes. This movie in particular has already exploited the lands of Hawaiโi by filming there and will continue to do so by promoting tourism there, which is destroying the islands and harms locals and indigenous natives who are already getting pushed out of their homes by foreigners due to tourism and gentrification.
This movie also promotes whitewashing. They casted a lightskinned wasian woman to play Nani instead of an actual indigenous Hawaiian woman. This movie is promoting the erasure of Hawaiian people getting to tell stories about themselves, thereโs not a single Hawaiian person behind the writing or directing for the production of this movie and its clear that unlike the original cartoon, itโs made with a clear lack of respect for its people.
Do not watch this movie.
๐ค
May he plow the Lordโs fields in heaven
Dave Brandt was probably the longest running no-till farmer in the state; he'd been running his land no-till since 1971. He experimented with fertilizers, cover crops, and different irrigation techniques and he'd been doing all of that for a very long time.
The guy was an institution all on his own; look at this.
I know I've said it before, but--that first point, there, about the "A" profile of his soil? Every time I think of it, I am taken aback with genuine awe.
So this is a picture of the soil horizons. The O profile/O horizon is stuff like fallen leaves, sticks, and so on, which are biodegrading into the A profile. A fair amount of soils might have no O profile at all.
If you are a gardener, the A profile is what you're concerned with most of the time; it's what we also call "topsoil." Your seeds germinate into it, and shallower plants might root into it alone without ever reaching the B profile. Worms and other small delvers live in it. It's what you're amending, what you're testing, what you're tilling, what you're trying to fill up with good microorganisms to work with your plants and provide you with food or flowers or cover.
I see this quote around sometimes, attributed to radioman Paul Harvey: Man โ despite his artistic pretensions, his sophistication, and his many accomplishments โ owes his existence to a six inch layer of topsoil and the fact that it rains.
Without the topsoil, bluntly, we starve. And there are other problems, in places with a lack of it; without the topsoil, when the rains come, the water strikes hard soil. Hard soil doesn't accept water easily, so instead it pools and runs downhill. That action makes flooding, makes flash floods, makes standing water that carries disease, it contaminates the water table. Cholera is a huge problem in places with a low A profile that receive too much water at once.
We are seeing topsoil depletion across the US. I can't speak for other countries, but the heavy-tilling agricultural habits we've adopted here have obliterated inch after inch of our topsoil; in the 1800s the average depth was fourteen inches! Today it is six. Many suburban lawns have even less. This has knock-on effects we don't even consider on the day-to-day (for instance, there's some suggestion that the lower amounts of various minerals in vegetables and fruits today in comparison with earlier decades might be because of the lower amount of minerals in the soil for the plants to take up into themselves).
And this gentleman took soil that had been that abused and not only returned it to what it had been before the aggressive, destructive European agricultural policy had its way, but trebled that earlier depth.
His land protects the land around it from flooding. His land grows plants less susceptible to disease, because of all the various stressors and pressures those plants aren't confronted with. His land almost certainly has a considerably higher concentration of microorganisms and it would follow that we'd also see greater diversity of macroorganisms thereby.
Honestly, it just takes my breath away.
Girls can do anything
[Image ID: A social media thread about neurodivergent hacks.
Photograph of a person with their hand over their eyes. Caption reads "Please give me your most unhinged neurodivergent hacks. I don't mean 'set multiple alarms on your phone!' I mean something you did that was truly unhinged but you don't regret it at all."
Anika: "my brother threw away all his socks and bought 3 10-packs of simple black socks. now he doesn't have to sort and fold them, he just throws them in a drawer and any two socks he picks will match"
JamestownMuse: "Roleplay. I'm not doing dishes, I'm cleaning my tavern before meeting the dangerous but handsome highwayman."
charlotte: " 'Big Light Torture' leave all the big lights on until the tasks are finished"
Niche: "it is to set multiple alarms but unhinged twist: they're different songs for every hour so I know that time is passing. has REALLY helped my time blindness"
[username cropped]: "when im frozen in bed doom scrolling I chuck my phone as hard I can across the room. either I get up to grab it (undoes the paralysis) or I continue rotting (but without my phone, so healthier"
Loke22: "I hate doing skincare but I know I have to so I imagine I'm some undead creature like a zombie and I have to keep embalming myself to stay fresh"
[username cropped]: "I can expand on this but I used to get upset if things weren't how I planned. So in all my plans, I just plan for things to not go as plan and then when they don't, it was part of the plan."
MnM_Kitty: "Cleaning buddy. I have a plush duck named George I set in the room I need to clean. I cannot leave until George is pleased with the cleanliness. He is watching"
Anonymous: "Realize that neurotypicals depend on social lies and find them fully acceptable, so you can create your own internal structure for what counts as harmless lies that make your life easier." End ID.]
