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Salad queen

@saget-simp

I rule all, see all, and salad
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caprisunsport-deactivated202010

hate this site

come sit down next to me idiot

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brownreasontolive

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

sit next to me right now. 

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brownreasontolive

i am, im sitting next to you right now

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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Popcorn: Giraffe, please, chill…

Giraffe: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, line 87: “No”.

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Kitty: Can you do me a favor?

Frog: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me to.

Kitty: Can you wash the dishes?

Frog, moonwalking backwards out the door: No.

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Seahorse: Can you pass me the salt?

Gremlin: Huh? The what?

Seahorse: The salt.

Gremlin: HUH?

Seahorse, with a long-suffering sigh: The ocean cocaine?

Gremlin, grinning: Yeah, sure.

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