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fucking gotem lmao

After much consideration, I've realized my raison d'etre is to paint realistic Business Fish. There is just something so alluring about those dead fish eyes, the gaze of which penetrates to the very depths of my soul. This is my magnum opus, I can never surpass this.

singing house of the rising sun at the pub last night and when the song ended the musicians just kept playing while people ad-libbed more verses about various pubs they knew

(with ominous hurdy-gurdy accompaniment): "there is a pub in walthamstow, it's called the fox and mole, but we don't go there (long pause) any more. Because the manager is an arsehole."

voice acting as a profession is so funny because you'll see someone being like "voice actors need to be paid better! like [obscure person you've never heard of]" and you're like "oh I wonder who that person is, maybe I've heard them voice a character" and you look it up and it turns out they voice 137 characters in Futurama and 94 characters in The Simpsons and 96 characters in Adventure Time and every one of the My Little Ponies and 27 characters in Arcane and 96 characters in Kim Possible and 4 characters in Phineas and Ferb and 296 characters in Dexter's Laboratory and all of the main cast of Fairly Odd Parents and at least 6 characters in every Pixar movie and almost every animated depiction of Superman and 473 SpongeBob characters and they've been in every installment of Mass Effect and Halo and The Elder Scrolls and Fallout and Call of Duty and they were in Star Trek and Law & Order and they were 12 characters in the MCU and they also invented t-shirts and the colour green and they got paid a sum total of $3.27 and a mothball for all of it combined. then you go burn down David Zaslav's house with him inside

saw this today

APRIL FOOLS... SUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

Things you should never leave the house without 👇

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I've got my HRT blood draw tomorrow, so I guess it's time to start my quarterly fundraising post! I'm Nadi. I'm a trans woman living in Arkansas. As you could probably guess, that's not exactly an employment slam dunk for me, and I need help paying for my trans medical stuff. Insurance won't cover anything which doesn't help. You can find a bunch of my links at the following link.

$0/$440

Every buck helps!

$200/$440

(Missed a late-night dono) Thank you!💗💗💗

happy ten years everyone

Butch positivity post for

You are seen, you are loved, and you are no less valid as a butch or as a lesbian.

tumblr and discord changing their ui just enough to be noticeable within a week of each other, 1 million billion neurodivergent people found dead

i go on discord. the icons are tiny now. i go on tumblr. the icons are massive. i kill myself

Tdov something something beauty supply scarves

I live in PA and I don't have any family to rely on. my mom lives in a neighboring state, my dad and his wife live in NC and my maternal family lives in the deep south. I had to leave my mom's because of her years-long homophobia and her favoritism of my straight siblings, which includes my brother who has accessed intimate material of me and has compromised my Google accounts as well as my communication devices. I've spent most of the past year being homeless after leaving for my safety for the third time in 6 years. My privacy has been totally breached and I have none of the friends I had before covid and in high school/college. I've had to concede as my expenses have reached levels I can no longer sustain and have decided to speak to my mother again. I don't feel safe in my childhood home. She's threatened to have me institutionalized because I confronted her about my brother's behavior. I interact with him as sparsely as possible. She's gone out of her way to add a relative who has sexually abused me on Facebook. I can't address this with relatives. No one wants to understand. I just need to secure a lease in the area. please help

cash.me/$tomi1

venmo : tominova

paypal.me/ tominova

https://gofund.me/cc655bb3

happy tdov especially to those who cant transition right now for whatever reason and especially to the girls that are worried about being themselves. i love you forever