not so sad cowboy

I get so pissed whenever a terf accuses me of "escaping" womanhood, because I *love* womanhood, I just don't love it for *me*

always floored at the price of sex toys. i dont think those should cost money for me i think i should just get to have them i think my food stamps should cover them

more comic characters should haunt their writers like how everyone who’s written John Constantine keeps meeting him in dark alleys

What The Actual Fuck

pebbles being referred to w he/him pronouns in kcd1 and she/her ones in kcd2

I’m sorry I’ve never seen the face of a man so excited to get dicked down in my entire life

Writers: If you enjoyed writing it, that’s enough. Writing can be an end in itself. It doesn’t have to be “good” by anyone else’s standards. It doesn’t have to be published or validated in any way. Delight in putting words on the page. Delight in falling down pretty rabbit holes that might not “make sense” to others. IT’S OKAY TO WRITE JUST TO WRITE, just to have fun, just to please yourself. This is your permission slip. Go forth and create nonsense. I’m cheering for you. xo

⚜️Behind beauty...

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

Hans taking Henry to the exact same hunting camp where he recently hooked up with a girl is. Certainly a choice.

has anyone else made this connection or has my brain fully melted through my ears

the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH

If you haven't heard of Julia Donaldson, she's primarily a picture book author, who we can thank for extremely popular Halloween classic Room on the Broom as well as the Gruffalo.

Let this be a testament to the power of picture books.

I'm living for these jokes.

Also I need "GET GRUFFALO'D, BITCH" on a T-shirt.

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

Someone help Hans with his gaydar it’s malfunctioning

maybe i was made for loving things. maybe that's what life is all about.