Reblogged the-gayest-dovah
Reblogged the-gayest-dovah
free healthcare should include teeth actually
Reblogged the-gayest-dovah
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
Reblogged the-gayest-dovah
"I can't even begin to grasp what this means" Wow that sucks. I can grasp anything. Boobs, even.
Reblogged incidentalblr
Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven
Reblogged nightfuryobsessed
giant metal ball from. ELDEN ring...kina sexy when ya think about it
Do you think...she likes girls ?? 😳😳😳
they should put a bomb collar on me tbh
can you just kill me next time
Reblogged squidificati0n
Do not obey in advance.
Keep hating It's working
Okay but reblogging specifically for "Tesla in Distressla" because whoever came up with that tagine deserves a moment of recognition.
Reblogged hackwriterr
Reblogged jeza-red
whenever I see archeological remains of a human who suffered from a terrible disease that couldn’t be treated in their lifetime but could be fixed now, this wave of sorrow and mourning washes over me. a woman in the 14th century who spent her 35 years of life bent at the waist because of congenital scoliosis. a man from the 18th century who died because of a non cancerous mass on his jaw that made eating progressively more difficult. remains of a woman from the Neolithic who died in childbirth having evidence of peri-mortem trepanation on her skull.
and yet she survived to 35. and yet the physicians in his time tried to strengthen his jaw. and yet someone 4,000 years ago tried to save someone they loved from dying of preeclampsia/increased cranial pressure. we tried. we tried and we tried and we tried. we failed and we learned but we tried. that’s what makes humans so beautiful.
Reblogged squidificati0n
“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”
No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.
Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.
Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has
The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection.
The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes.
Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear.
You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb.
You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
Reblogged the-gayest-dovah
it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it
Reblogged liatorii
They’re scared because they know that the public is with Luigi.
They’re violating his rights because they need to maintain capitalism.
Keep talking about Luigi.
“The dossier adds that the public ‘may view the ensuing manhunt and subsequent arrest of Mangione as NYPD, and largely policing as a whole, as a tool that is willing to expend massive resources to protect the wealthy, while the average citizen is left to their own means for personal security.’”