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best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

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I really like that new ninja turtle show idk if you could tell

sticker!

Cat-egory 3 hurricane

*sweating, whole body shaking while I stare at a google doc* would he fucking say that????

you understand.

I sent so many ☺️

Somebody caption this image, I need this lol

Oh, this gave me chills. Art can be such a powerful way to make a point in ways to people that otherwise might not be reached.

Yeah, so this was posted by “Change the Ref” which means this was created by the parents of Joaquin Oliver, who died during the Parkland shooting. Since then, they have done many powerful, heart wrenching pieces like this. They tricked NRA members into giving a graduation speech in front of empty chairs, each chair representing a child lost to gun violence. They used AI to make a video of their own dead son talking about how he died of gun violence. Joaquin once wrote an essay for school regarding gun violence and they hand delivered that essay to an NRA endorsed politician. They made 3D printed statues of Joaquin as well.

I have a lot of respect for what they do, but their raw grief and anger is clear in every single piece. I can’t imagine what they’re going through, but I hope they are able to find peace someday…

This is so beautiful. We need more cards like these-

I just don’t understand the thought behind school shooters, though. I just don’t.

Like- imagine dropping your kid off at school then going to pick your kid up, only to get a call that they got shot by some freaking sicko.

Like bitch and moan all you want saying “tHey hAve bAd MenTal HeAlth! ThEyreFoRe iTs oKay!” Like. Uhhh. No it’s not. The mental health issues maybe a reason behind the shooting, but like HELL is it an excuse.

Like- how DARE you have the audacity to shoot at someone kid- potentially killing them.

Go fuck yourself.

03Don and toddler Mutant Mayhem Don

I hate when people play phone audio out loud in public spaces. The screechy quality of phone speakers, the disregard for literally anyone's auditory comfort, my poor autistic ears — I rage mode.

I know I'm not alone, so I am going to share my flawless embarrassment-free technique to get them to stop.

1) Carry a pair of earbuds on you. Not required, but it helps give you the confidence to actually confront them

2) walk up to them and be as nice as possible, no matter how mad you are. However, do not explain yourself or apologize, just make a simple request: "Hi, would you mind using earbuds for that?" (You're not asking them to stop, just change their method)

3a) 90% of the time they will shamefully put their phone away, and because you were so nice, they aren't even mad at you!! Then you can thank them for being so thoughtful, and maybe compliment their shirt or something! Everybody loves compliments.

3b) Alternatively, they might say, "I don't have earbuds." Normally, this would put you in an awkward situation, but You aren't normal. You are Prepared.

OFFER THE EARBUDS: "That's okay," you say, "you can borrow mine!" dazzling smile, you are so nice and thoughtful, what a great guy you are

Don't worry about losing your earbuds (or if you don't actually have earbuds), because they won't accept your offer. THEN they will put their phone away of their own free will. You never even had to ask.

If you want a detailed explanation of why this works (for the autistic besties, I see u):

Leo and his ungodly amount of sunscreen

03 Summer Vacation on the beach! ☀️

Their shirts have holes in the back or something idk how they put them on they just did

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

Where's "crime scene cleanup technician" (recommendation that Indeed actually gave me one time)

My Indeed recommendations include "Elephant handler" and "Senior nuclear reactor engineer."