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the smuckler seems to smumble his mind at night
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cream cheese bagel ending explained
i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep
cream cheese bagel ending explained explained
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hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset
- the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years
- taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult
- at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)
- 'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65
- it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age
- it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.
- you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.
- young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!
- there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big
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Kidd Gorgeous -Nightfishย
[image description: a gif parodying edward hopperโs nighthawks. it depicts the diner filled with water and various fish swimming around inside it. the light from the diner casts reflections through the water onto the street outside. /end description]
good thing he didnโt add a door
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Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.
GO FORTH AND SEW THE SEEDS OF CHAOS! FLY MY PRETTIES! FLY! ๐คก๐
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vampcraft
i think as adults itโs our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least
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In the club
I think Iโm literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancingโs what clears my soul. Dancingโs what makes me whole.
majestickoral
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet theyโve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE
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autistic trans guy needs help
[mar 20th] hiii im kacper i turned 25 a few weeks ago. i work minimum wage and we're currently in a dry period so I haven't been getting many shifts (2 shifts a week, some only lasting 4 hours which is only like... ยฃ44/day). Anyways I've been working on paying off bills I owed desperately (which are ยฃ115/mo) and then suddenly I got hit with this massive water bill that I literally do not have the means to pay off. My paycheck this month is ยฃ580 and my rent alone is ยฃ450 so you can see the issue.
Basically um. this is urgent because I can't afford to go to court over missed bills!!!! I don't have any family in the UK and my family themselves are struggling (especially after the death of my grandfather in January) so they cannot help me. I hate doing this but I'm out of options. I need ยฃ439 asap and I'm so scared of what will happen if I don't manage to pay this.
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my little brother & i are having a scholarly debate about mornings
heโs like if an enlightened sage was a 22 year old metalhead who likes to rollerblade in the house
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Yeah that tracks
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Even anteaters have fun...
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my desiccated son thrunt
i gave him a rainbow propeller hat and a big lollipop
Reblogged twinkboyanxiety
Anonymous asked:
How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before
ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated
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if my extended family says anything cringe to me over thanksgiving dinner then i'm going to explain neopronouns to my eight year old cousin
if the election gets spoken of in anything more than a passing comment then i'm also going to show her neopronoun lists and just let her scroll through them until she finds some she wants
forks down everyone fae has something fae'd like to share with the table