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Reblogged wertfi-penguin
i just realized this is funny every month of the year actually
Reblogged wertfi-penguin
nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
Reblogged gayestpiano
[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
i just need to focus
Reblogged orchidbutch
The great thing about having friends and acquaintances across a variety of professions is to really hammer home as much as possible the fact there is literally zero correlation between the amount someone actually works, the amount they contribute to society, and how much they make in a year.
Reblogged tenorbug
do people know that a french ex-president (nicolas sarkozy, from 2007 to 2012) is currently wearing an electronic bracelet after he was sentenced for corruption and influence peddling? do people know? i want everyone to know π
and that bernard squarcini, the head of internal security (DGSI) during sarkozy's presidency, just got convicted for influence peddling and has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years? ππ
and that marine le pen, leader of the far-right party et one of the (ex)favorites for the 2027 presidential elections, has to wear an ankle bracelet for at least two years and is ineligible for five years?? ππβ¨οΈ
My American ass watching other presidents face some form of consequence for wrongdoingβ¦
Reblogged plasticbutthole
Anonymous asked:
Youβre right about the reckless driving vs reckless biking. Getting hit and injured by a bike is a funny story because itβs so rare, still very painful but itβs unlikely youβll die, itβs also kinda hot that a person was sweating and working so hard on their bike that they couldnβt help but hit you and now youβre in the hospital. Getting hit by a car youβre just grievously injured at best or dead at worst and thereβs not even a fun story because it happens all the time and thereβs no homoeroticism at all to getting your femur shattered by the soulless frame of a Nissan. I swear Iβm normal.
Agree 100%, thank you! Once we sort out the reckless driving and farting and such, then maybe talk about bikes. But we need to focus on where the real problem is
Reblogged zackisontumblr
love a βdo you wanna go on a walk?β ass bitch
Reblogged orchidbutch
no offense but reading is literally the cure to brain rot and thereβs no work around to reading books
Reblogged cumagloia
doing some important reading