Calm Chaos

Tubbo: Philza Minecraft don’t do mercy. He also don’t do Geneva Convention.

Technoblade’s MCC halloween costume is a gift

Little role play

This guy after 7 minutes of thinking about it:

man went through a whole journey in his mind in those 7 minutes. learned new things about himself. this is the most revolutionary 7 minutes of his entire life. he was BORN in those 7 minutes.

The worst thing you can do, as someone who has recently realised they are transfem, is to let terves and transphobes convince you cis women will never accept you.

I was told that when I came out everyone would reject me. That I would find myself isolated from the world, and from other women especially, who would react to me with horror and revulsion.

In reality, within the first months of coming out, in no particular order:

My sister's reaction on my coming out was, "Right, so I have a sister instead of a brother. Cool. I'm taking you clothes shopping tomorrow."

A friend, when she learned I am a woman, immediately invited me to her women-only, girls-night-out birthday party the following week.

Another friend, when a friend of hers expressed doubts about my gender, immediately shut them down and reaffirmed I am a woman.

I went camping with a group of friends, and we had two tents, one for the boys and one for the girls; I was unsure as to which I should enter, to which a girl friend responded by grabbing me and physically dragging me inside the women's tent.

In the women's bathroom at a movie theatre a random woman, whom I'd never seen before and haven't seen since, stopped me as I was going into a stall, to warn me there was no toilet paper in there, because she'd just used the last of it.

All of these, and more, some from friends, some from complete strangers. All within a few months, as a trans woman who hadn't started medical transition yet, and was very visible as being a trans woman.

I've had some people reject me, true, but the vast majority, including almost all cis women, accepted me as a sister with open arms.

Cis women are cool. It's terves who are bigots.

never forgive trigger for what they cut

started ranting abt this to a friend... i'm still so irritated that they didn't include this

It also emphasizes how different this is from the magic we've seen from her before. Like, it was a major, albeit comedic, plot point that her water walking spell doesn't even work if your hair is too dirty. She isn't super particular about hygiene just because she likes to be clean, or thinks it's icky otherwise, this is a serious practical concern that her magic doesn't work as well without that purity. A difficult spell, requiring precision and with high stakes for failure, you would expect her to spend an hour beforehand fastidiously sterilizing everything involved like she's about to do brain surgery.

But this isn't that kind of spell. This spell is playing by an entirely different set of rules. This is magic that was created by, and for, people who are soaked in blood.

I would be unstoppable if I had more free time and a functional body. It would be so over for all of you.

And a large budget. You'd be so fucked if I had a large budget.

Basically the only thing standing between me an world domination is a lack of free time, a functional body, money, and various other resources.

Well, okay, there is also my complete lack of ambition.

But if I had THAT, and all of those other things. Hoo boy. I tell you what.

#i like to imagine that its actually a crow saying this

I am. I am saying this.

fun fact sometimes languages sound weird to u because they're not commonly spoken, and sometimes they're not commonly spoken because a concerted effort was made in the past to eradicate them from existence. so. maybe not something to play into.

official linguistics post

okay but if you ever see a male creative who had a string of great work and then everything else he did was dogshit, go to the "personal life" part of his wikipedia and look at his relationships. you'll either find a major tragedy he didn't recover from (completely understandable) or, more likely, there was a woman in his life doing uncredited shit editing his stuff or contributing generally and she's not there anymore.

I told a friend about this phenomenon in literature and he called me weeks later like, I remembered what you said about women doing uncredited work when tim burton came up. he made a string of bangers then everything else just was nowhere near as good. the timeline matches perfectly to when he was with this german visual artist (lena gieseke). he's done some good work in collaboration, but if things were dug into I suspect we would find she did a lot more than people realise.

so yeah whenever you look around like wow women didn't work in history, or, women aren't auteurs, or, there just aren't as many great female writers - societal reasons for that aside, half the time they absolutely did.

Hell yeah

Post revival communication reconciliation

Red

[Roasting Americans who mispronounce Spanish words]

Sneeg: Y'all got them there uh... chimichangas? [Mispronounced as "chimey-chang-az"]

Phil: Y'all got those jalapenos? [Mispronounced as "ja-la-penyos"] That like, hurt to say, oh my god!

[Less than a minute later]

Sneeg: [Vegeta impression] Kakarot! [Laughs] I'm at a Tex-Mex, Kakarot! They're asking for the fajitas Kakarot, help me!

Phil: [Deep voice] Can you order more quesadillas? We need more quesadillas! [Laughs]

Sneeg: [Vegeta impression] No, we don't have any queso! I'm not checking the back for more fajitas!

Realized I never posted my bf first tattoo thatni drew meant to subtly be for Technoblade

The chicken jockey: A gigantic, hyper-aggressive beast of a chicken with a lightweight rider controlling it, typically a baby zombie. It becomes docile once the jockey is removed, but this is difficult to accomplish because at this point you're basically fighting a knife-wielding dinosaur.

(Yes I got inspired to draw this because of the movie meme)