there is still time

Here’s a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was there.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeches up, stops next to us, and a bunch of people with “Down with Cis” shirts climbed out and started beating him up. I was punched and kicked a bit too, but I managed to avoid brutalization by going for their faces. After figuring out what’s happening, I started attacking them back, getting them off of him. He was quite injured but I called 911 and he made a full recovery at the hospital. I was fine, with only a cut on my arm that they patched up.

date of origin: 4th of april, 2015.

we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they're still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever

oh sorry there's been some confusion as to why i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever. let me clarify. his vibes are horrendous.

Simone Ashley via shonju

The good news: you get to pick your new soulmate! (You can define "soulmate" however you want: platonic/romantic/partners in crime/etc. But they will be in your life, constantly.)

The bad news: you don't get to pick where they come from.

Spin this wheel until you get a fandom with characters that you recognize. As soon as you do, stop. One of those people* is going to be a constant presence in your life, whether you like it or not. So choose wisely.

*broadly defined

(This post is brought to you by the fact that tumblr are, hilariously, claiming that 50% of current users are gen z, and i wanna see how accurate claim that is.)

Edit: so far it looks like there are way less Gen X than I thought there were on here, and way more Gen Z. Huh. How about that. Colour me surprised.

Based on your 2nd, 10th, and 18th most recent emojis, how will your weekend go?

Spin this wheel to pick a Criminal Minds character. Then:

If you do a full fmk, leave your results in the tags!

h/t @assassinbugs for the idea

recent Google searches:

am I a bad person? is it possible to be a bad person and not know it? am I emotionally abusive? is it possible to be abusive and not know it? am I abusive quiz

doing this again. very sure I’m an awful person and just lying to myself.

anybody else feel like this? I feel like I’m secretly an awful person and I’ve been lying not just everyone around me but also to myself? and telling myself I’m a good person but actually this whole time I’ve been like, evil and abusive.

recent Google searches:

am I a bad person? is it possible to be a bad person and not know it? am I emotionally abusive? is it possible to be abusive and not know it? am I abusive quiz

doing this again. very sure I’m an awful person and just lying to myself.

Started watching Smallville for the first time, after I made it past the absurd played-straight-as-a-tragedy moment of Lex going bald because of Clark’s ship landing situation in the pilot.

Impression after the first few episodes is:

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

I’ve reblogged this before and will doubtless reblog this again because MY ENTIRE GROUP OF FRIENDS WAS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS VIDEO IN 2002/2003 THAT WE COLLECTIVELY BANNED ANY MENTION OF IT EVER AGAIN 

AND YET

WE ARE NOW GROWN-ASS ADULTS IN OUR THIRTIES

AND IT STILL GETS QUOTED FROM TIME TO TIME

I HAVE THE WHOLE THING MEMORISED

TO THIS DAY, MY MOTHER REGULARLY SAYS “BUT I AM LE TIRED” BECAUSE OF A VIDEO I SHOWED HER IN FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL

THIS IS AN ICONIC PIECE OF INTERNET HISTORY AND I WILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERS

my wife and I still regularly say “hokay so”, “but I am le tired” and “and some big meteor’s like ‘well fuck that’.” Fucking iconic.

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I’M SO GRATEFUL FOR THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT NOW AND I CAN’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING

God how has it been that long

Happy Anniversary to this twenty year old flash epic!

AND IT IS UNFORTUNATELY SOMEWHAT EVERGREEN 2025

Hello friends!!! On this April 1st I- with neither guile nor ill-intent- invite you all to listen to Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up with me, because it’s a fun song that I enjoy. You’re a free agent in this decision entirely. Happy April Fools Day

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits