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they/them | queer disaster | making tiny changes

Hello! I’m Kit (they/them)! I’m primarily a fic writer for Schitt’s Creek and RWRB, though I occasionally consider writing for other fandoms. I’m stereopticons on ao3 and you can find my Schitt’s Creek fics and drabble collections here. My RWRB fics and drabble collections here.

I am generally open to podfic, translations, etc of my fic, but I do request that you ask first!

My ask box is open, and theoretically, so are fic prompts, but full disclosure, it may take 3-5 business years for me to get to them.

Thanks for stopping by!

On This Day in Schitt's Creek: April 3

2019

Patrick's Box [david/patrick, E, 4,157] by @wildxwired

“Whatever repressed little box this guy jumped out of had better come back when that customer kindly fucks off again.” — OR Patrick’s confidence grows as he and David become more intimate.

Rings [david/patrick, NR, 1,083] by my_middle_name_is_awkward

The four silver rings are a staple in every David Rose outfit, that much, Patrick has known since day one. The first time he sees them is when David hands him that little slip of paper that has ‘B13’ printed on it. He doesn’t really think anything of them until he’s shaking David’s hand for the first time, the cool metal touches Patrick’s hand and it sends a shiver up his spine. (He’ll find out later that it seems to feel like that every time he touches David, but he still loves the rings.)

Silver & Gold [david/patrick, G, 1,075] by thelightwitch

They were both still crying when they pulled apart again, and Patrick reached up to dry his eyes, laughing a little. “How about that picnic now, huh?’’ he asked. “Oh thank god, I’m starving.” -- a brief post-episode scene because I watched the proposal 14 times and I needed to do something with my feelings

The Best Days of Patrick's Life [david/patrick, E, 6,984] by mickeysmyheart

Patrick had many days that were “the best day of his life” and that they were all because of his husband to be. Alternative summary: I had an idea after seeing the cast all dressed up for the Canadian Screen Awards and the picture they took made me imagine the Rose's wanting to take a family picture at David and Patrick's wedding but Patrick didn't have his tie on anymore. David told him he looked sexy and it didn't matter because it was just one photo but then they go visit Johnny and Moira and the picture is framed.

the spot... [david/patrick, T, 1,293] by @startswithhope

A reflection of a few times Patrick hiked alone and the one time he didn't. (don't read until you've seen "The Hike" - you've been warned)

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stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

some piece of penis on twitter stole my post then that got reposted to tumblr and got 60k notes. my psyonic warriors. source your chat gpt slander ethically

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard

everyone in the notes we are all holding hands. everyone who hasnt worked on a wip in weeks or months or years, its okay. we are going slow but we are going

On This Day in Schitt's Creek: April 2

2019

never understood before [david/patrick, T, 2,840] by mriaow

“Look,” David starts, trying to gather his thoughts because Patrick’s got his listening face on, earnest and open, soft eyelashes wide, and he knows he’ll let him talk until he’s done. “I know I probably would have gone off the handle about it before, and yeah, of course I was hurt, a little bit.” The words stick in his throat a bit before they come out and Patrick audibly sucks a breath in, reaching over to squeeze David’s hand but staying silent.

of all of the riches. [david/patrick, T, 9,163] by falconeggs

Patrick Brewer is an actor and music superstar, with millions of adoring fans worldwide. David Rose is a pioneer in social media influencing, with a successful reality show chronicling the life of him and his family. One ostentatious evening, the two celebrities meet. Or, the Celebrity AU no one asked for.

Prelude [david/patrick, G, 4,810] by Erandri

“Okay, it’s just that ever since his parents came to town things with Patrick have gotten like- a lot more serious. And we’ve been having these talks lately about the future, and I am just wondering if like, today is the day?” “The day?” “Yeah, you know. Today. The romantic getaway. This could be it. So if you know something, as my sister you’re obligated to tell me,” he tells her, “like, right now before Patrick comes back.”

2020

God damn them all [david/patrick, T, 1,114] by @sloganeeer

His husband has become something of a folk hero in Schitt’s Creek.

Home is Wherever I'm With You [david/patrick, E, 1,677] by @ahurston

"Home, let me come home, home is wherever I'm with you."-Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes In which Patrick would move anywhere with David.
I could not be more proud of my family than I am right now. And as much as I’ll miss this… being together. At least I can go to sleep knowing we’re all gonna be okay. 
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